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umm a joke or 2?

Paladin · 2000-06-27 23:41:00

Q. What's the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration.

27-06-2000 11:41pm

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Paladin

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Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why is sex like a bridge game?
A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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#2 28-06-2000 6:58am

SickBoy

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vGood

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#3 28-06-2000 2:42pm

Bloody Drunkard

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Best Jokes i've heard in a long time

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#4 29-06-2000 1:51am

Lump

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Nice one, I'll have to remember them.

john

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