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No canteen, just a microwave and kettle

  • 14-01-2005 12:30PM
    #1
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭


    What will i eat today,,,,

    mmmmm 21 votes

    Pot noodle
    0% 0 votes
    cup a slop
    33% 7 votes
    frozen mw dinner
    19% 4 votes
    Scotch egg
    4% 1 vote
    buy more smokes, fck food
    0% 0 votes
    Beans
    19% 4 votes
    Meat ball, onion gravy
    0% 0 votes
    Sausage rolls (eyes)
    0% 0 votes
    workmates lunch
    14% 3 votes
    LEMSIP
    9% 2 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Hobart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    The Kettle. (Plug it in while eating)


  • #3
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Hobart wrote:
    The Kettle. (Plug it in while eating)

    Thanks brother,, funniest thing ive read all day :rolleyes:


  • #4
    Hobart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    Yea, my sides are splitting aswell.


  • #5
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    cupaslop_art.jpg


  • #6
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Hobart wrote:
    Yea, my sides are splitting aswell.

    your not a very nice person are you?


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  • #7
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    buy smokes tbh. thats wat id do.


  • #8
    Hobart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    Ahhh, I'm alright. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Go for the scotch egg. It's healthier and that means you will live longer. Let me know how you get on!


  • #9
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Hobart wrote:
    Ahhh, I'm alright. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Go for the scotch egg. It's healthier and that means you will live longer. Let me know how you get on!

    LOL


  • #10
    Hobart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    scotch.jpg If you have a sprig of thistle handy it might enhance the experience!


  • #11
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ask yourself,
    what would jesus do...
    he'd tap that ass
    He'd probably fast, dont eat anything, just go to the closet and prey..
    on a sexy co-worker


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  • #12
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Eat paper...then blow your money on smokes.


  • #13
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    smoking_lung_cancer.jpg


  • #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Microwave the kettle.

    It won't feed you, but it'll look pretty.


  • #15
    crazy angel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 729 ✭✭✭crazy angel


    lol!!!


  • #16
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    well.....we've all seen the smoking warning....time to stop! ALL OF YOU!


  • #17
    Skellington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭Skellington


    em...wtf is a scotch egg?


  • #18
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A beaten egg mixed with whiskey and then fried, of course. How could you not know?


  • #19
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    In Scotland we call them "Haggis bait" coz haggis love em.*

    Hobart, that McChicken Kiev looks a little pink in the middle for my liking.


    *after they've cooled of course


  • #20
    impr0v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:
    smoking_lung_cancer.jpg

    isn't that the same guy that featured in the 'sword fighting is dangerous' campaign?


  • #21
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    No, he's the guy from the 'I used to have a normal arse but I wore Calvin Klein underwear that was too tight and look what happened' ad campaign that Benetton ran a few years back.

    As for lunch, hold your keyboard upside down and shake it, scrape what falls out into a mug, add warm water and you have a nutritious if slightly fluffy drink.

    'c


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  • #22
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Tea plus a biscuit. But to make things special put the biscuit in the tea and leave it there. After a few minutes, stir.

    MMMMMmmmmmm (not)


  • #23
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Lemsip to warm you up and make you feel better .... wish I had some now. I can hear the kettle boiling away. Insted I just have a roll I bought but 10 minutes ago.


  • #24
    Interceptor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    koneko wrote:
    Tea plus a biscuit. But to make things special put the biscuit in the tea and leave it there. After a few minutes, stir.

    MMMMMmmmmmm (not)
    Oh if you are going to start that crack you should really buy a pack of Twix fingers and learn the Tim-Tam slam which will fill your belly and give you a feeling of wellbeing you haven't had since your last time in Mass...

    'c


  • #25
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    No, no, no....He's the guy from the "make sure grandad doesn't scratch his back with a meat hook" adds.........


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