Church

Monty - the one and only

A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in
church
goes to the priest to ask for help. The priest says, "Look love, if he
falls asleep again, poke him with this hat pin. I'll nod to you as a signal
to poke him.". The woman agrees to the plan. So Sunday rolls around and
sure
enough, good old Mr Jones nods off again. The priest notices and asks,
"Who
is our saviour?" then nods to Mrs Jones. She pokes her husband, and he
wakes
up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!".
The priest, pretending to be impressed, says, "Very good!". A full three
minutes later, Mr Jones is asleep again. The priest again notices, and
asks,
"What is the name of Jesus' father?" before nodding at Mrs Jones again.
She pokes her husband, who screams, "GOD!" at the top of his lungs. The
priest again congratulates Mr Jones on his alertness and continues with the
sermon.
However, during the sermon, he begins nodding enthusiastically, which Mrs
Jones mistakes for a poking signal.
The priest then says, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she gave him
his
99th child?" the priest nods.
The mistaken Mrs Jones pokes her husband, and he shouts, "If you poke that
fu(king thing into me one more time, I'll snap it in half and shove it up
your ar$e!".

Lucutus

rofl, Nice 'un Monty m8

---

Lucutus of Borg

Lump

OMG Nice one LOL


John

Dave

LMAO

Bloody Drunkard

CLASSIC