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War..what is it good for ??

  • 22-06-2000 2:53pm
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    The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an
    >>> early
    >>> > retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away
    >>> his
    >>> > full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight
    >>> > line between any two points on the general's body, with the general
    >>> > getting to select any pair of points he wished.
    >>> >
    >>> > The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension
    >>> > man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six
    >>> > feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.
    >>> >
    >>> > The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of
    >>> his
    >>> > outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check
    >>> > for $960,000.
    >>> >
    >>> > When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to
    >>> measure,
    >>> > he told the pension man: "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my
    >>> > testicles."
    >>> >
    >>> > The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to
    >>> > reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had
    >>> > received.
    >>> >
    >>> > The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine but
    >>> > that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring. The
    >>> medical
    >>> > officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The
    >>> medical
    >>> > officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's pe*nis and began to
    >>> > work back.
    >>> > "My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"
    >>> >
    >>> > The general replied, "In Vietnam."

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