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  • 13-01-2005 3:41pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,587 ✭✭✭


    A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

    The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. He turns to her, they kiss, and then they rip each others clothes off and make love.

    After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?”

    The woman says, “You can have any teddy from the bottom shelf.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Obvious and crap


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 729 ✭✭✭crazy angel


    i thought it was funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,698 ✭✭✭garthv


    i dont get it...
    is he crap in the sack?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 729 ✭✭✭crazy angel


    well done garth v! teddy from the top shelf for you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭Commissar


    well done garth v! teddy from the top shelf for you!
    Lol :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,317 ✭✭✭Chalk


    gerire wrote:
    After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow


    that bit made me laugh.


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