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personal problems

  • 15-06-2000 11:43pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭


    Letter found in a" Personal Problems" advice column - From some guy in
    Dublin
    I am a sailor in the Irish Navy. My parents live in the suburb of
    Sutton and one of my sisters, who lives in Limerick, is married to a
    Galway man.
    My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who
    are prostitutes in Cork.

    I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
    sentence in Mount Joy for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in
    1994,the other currently being held in the Portlaoise Remand Centre on
    charges
    of incest with his three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
    lives in Dublin and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in
    a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
    infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible, i.e. when
    she turns 16 and are currently looking into the possibility of
    opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge of the
    industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be
    interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
    prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and
    hopefully the heroin.

    My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her
    into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
    Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being from Galway ?



Comments

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    A classic smile.gif

    I've heard that one twisted to say "Should I tell them my Brother-In-Law workds for Micro$uck"



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    Right I object to that on behalf of all the Galway ppl.

    Kayos


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭H-K


    lol smile.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Hasn't that been posted before?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    He he, Good one


    John


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    i dont know why ye find that so funny, i sent it in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭fabsoul


    :d Class


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Jebus!

    THe internet existed in 2000 :eek:

    Please don't bump 7 year old threads


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