Three legged Donkey

Bard

Ok... What do you call a 3-legged donkey? ...

A Wonkey!

(but wait... there's more...)



What do you call a three-legged one-eyed donkey?

A Winky Wonkey!

(and as if that wasn't enough...)



What do you call a three-legged one-eyed Elvis Presley impersonating donkey?

A Honky Tonky Winky Wonkey.


(alright,... I'm done now... firing squad at dawn?)

plastic membrane

Yes, but only after your beaten to a bloody pulp and repeatedly raped by Bubba the horse molester.
Nah, wasnt that bad. if i had been stoned i probably would have wet myself

Bard

What a pity you weren't then

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Take it

its a:
A Honky Tonky Winky Wonkey Donkey
u fool

Bard

nope... "Wonkey" was the explanation for "3 legged donkey"... thus filling in for the final word, "donkey" there... so...! - why tf do you feel the need to question my answer to my own joke there?

Honky Tonky Winky Wonkey still stands, bud... as "Wonkey" fills in for "Donkey" thar...!


psst... 6 pints on here and editing my post...

now THAT ... I consider WELL sad, ... wtf, Niall!?...
www.niall.okeeffe.com

[This message has been edited by Bard (edited 12-06-2000).]

Take it

BECAUSE A DONKEY HAS 3 LEGS ITS CALLED A WONKEY HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PURE DEFENCELESS DONKEY FFS IF A HUMAN HAS ONE EYE WOULD YOU CHANGE HIS NAME THINK OF THE DONKEYS FEELINGS FFS.

RACIST B0LL0X

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Bard

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PURE DEFENCELESS DONKEY

Sheesh, dude... it's a joke... get with it, eh?

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Lucutus

rofl, now thats funny...


+4k3 1+ B4rD

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Lucutus

I was refering to +4ke 1+'5 comments...

old joke...remember it from school daze...

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Bard

aw... oh well... I tried

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Take it

Hobbes

Bard

*grin*... thanks, man

I'm sure there's more where that came from... *thinks.....*

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Take it

Damn those donkey p0rn sites

Illkillya

i'm sorry, but Take-It is right. I saw that joke on Den2 last year

Shiminay

Where do you get them Hobbes???

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Bard

aww... the poor old wonkey... er.. I mean donkey.

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Cake Fiend

What do u call an obnoxious tall heroin-addicted chinese smelly perverted ganja-smokin' minature sex-obsessed Elvis-impersonating one-eyed three-legged donkey that plays with itself?

A cranky lanky junky chinky manky kinky skanky dinky bonky hanky-panky honky-tonky winkey wonkey ****y donkey

/me takes a bow

Shiminay

You truely need help dude

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Lump

Well Bard. I found the joke midly humerious. I like you am Sad too.


John

And TAKE IT WTF. Do you live in a forest protecting animals or something. You crazy Fewl.

John

Cake Fiend

Hmm... I left out chunky, funky and spanky, among others

Bard

LOL Sico... the thread about the three legged donkey lives on...! woohoo!!!

(I didn't think it'd last)

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Take it

No i dont protect animals i talk to them and your dog isnt to happy with what your doing to him hes thinking of reporting you in.

P.S. stop asking him whos his daddy cause it upsets him he really doesnt know ok!