The Lessons Of Work

Monty - the one and only

Lesson number one
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day
long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped
on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing
nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson number two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and
found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch
of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch. Finally after a forenight, there he was proudly perched at
the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullsh!t might get you to
the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson number three

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain
said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and
functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about
and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, " We should be the
Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on
and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ass hole
spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the ass hole being the Boss.
So the ass hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the ass hole should be the Boss, so the
motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
just sat and passed out the sh!t ! Moral of the story: You don't need
brains to be a Boss - any ass hole will do.

Shiminay

I believe it was our German BOSS who posted that not very long ago...

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Dav
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