Management Lessons

BossArky

>>MANAGEMENT LESSONS
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>>Lesson Number One
>>*****************
>>A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small
>>rabbit saw
>>the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
>>nothing all day
>>long?"
>>The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
>>ground
>>below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
>>jumped on
>>the
>>rabbit and ate it.
>>
>>Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must
>>be sitting very, very high up.
>>
>>Lesson Number Two
>>*****************
>>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
>>cold, the
>>bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it
>>was
>>lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
>>the frozen
>>bird
>>lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how
>>warm it
>>was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
>>warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard
the
>>bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
>>discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out
>>and ate him!
>>
>>Management Lessons:
>>1) Not everyone who drops sh*t on you is your enemy.
>>2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
>>3) And when you're in deep sh*t, keep your mouth shut!
>>
>>Lesson Number Three
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>>When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
>>The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole
>>body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss
>>as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The
>>hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn
>>all the money."
>>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the
>>eyes until
>>finally the as*hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the
>>idea of the as*hole being the Boss. So the as*hole went on strike,
>>blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes
>>became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and
>>lungs began
>>to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the
>>as*hole
>>should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did
>>all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the sh*t!
>>Magement Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any as*hole will
>>do.
>>
>>Lesson Number Four
>>******************
>>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
>>the top of that tree,"sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
>>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
>>bull.They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump
>>of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach
>>the first branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more
dung,he
>>reached the second branch.
>>Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of
the
>>tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
>>of the tree.
>>
>>Management Lesson: Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it
>>won't keep you there.
>>
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Pretence

So wise of the ways of life

Trojan

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