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  • 02-06-2000 9:36am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭


    The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6
    children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir.
    Imagine his joy then, when one of his wives presented him with his
    only son and heir.
    Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side
    and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want,
    I shall get for you".
    His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane".
    Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British
    Airways.
    Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one
    side."Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I
    shall get for you."
    His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat". Not wanting
    to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries.
    Just before his son's eight birthday, the Sultan took
    him to one side.
    "Son,you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you
    want, I shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like
    something
    to
    watch films on". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought
    him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite
    Western Movies.
    Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side.
    "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I
    shall get for you."
    His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug,replied, "Daddy, I
    would like a cowboy outfit".
    Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him
    Eircom.



    Lucutus of Borg


Comments

  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    LOL - love it!!! Could be a contender for the next super dooper competition!!! biggrin.gif



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    LOL
    Good un smile.gif

    I am inflatible !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    LOL biggrin.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    *grin*... wonder where that gag came from?

    ... should have posted it meself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    It's funny cos it's true! smile.gif


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    lol class


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    *grumble* *grumble* *spit* *hiss*... I'll post here next time before mailing around...


    oh look... 100 posts... hmm... a milestone? heh heh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 PADDYPOWER


    so true


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