Another class joke

Jak

Been a bit busy lately (so i wont format it right) ... but enjoy.

JAK.

>A young single guy on a cruise ship is having the time of his life. On the
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>second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and sinks, but
our
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>guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce
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>of strength, swims a few miles through the shark infested sea to a remote
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>island. Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns
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>his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing.
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>She's also managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship. He makes his
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>way over to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance he manages to get
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>her breathing again. She looks at him, wide eyed and grateful and says,
>"You
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>saved my life, I'm so grateful, you're my hero. He suddenly realises the
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>woman is Cameron Diaz
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>Days and weeks go by. Cameron and our guy are living on the island
>together.
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>They've set up a hut, there's plenty of fruit on the trees, and they're in
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>heaven. Cameron's fallen madly in love with our man, and they're making
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>passionate love morning, noon and night.
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>Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's the matter,
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>sweetheart?" she asks "We have a wonderful life together, I'm in love with
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>you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?" He says,
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>"Actually, Cameron, there is. Would you mind putting on my shirt?" "Sure,"
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>she says, "if it will help." He takes off his shirt and she puts it on.
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>"Now would you put on my pants?" he asks. "Sure, honey, if it's really
>going
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>to make you feel better," she says. "Okay, would you put on my hat now,
and
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>draw a little moustache on your face?" he asks. "Whatever you want,
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>sweetie," she says, and does. Then he says, "Now, would you start walking
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>around the edge of the island?
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>She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the
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>other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes
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>later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says,
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>"Mate! You'll never believe who I'm sh**ging!!"

Shiminay

heeheehee. Heard it before, but it's a goodie

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Dav
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