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Whats your Survival IQ?

  • 12-01-2005 10:14am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭


    http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/pak/survival.cgi

    Your overall survival IQ is 73.
    Your ability to stay alive is 94%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 31%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 94%

    Dont think i did the best at it now to be honest!hehe


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Gilgamesh


    Your overall survival IQ is 83.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 51%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%


    not bad, have had a similiar test with the German Lifeguards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭A.S.H.


    Your overall survival IQ is 99.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 99%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%

    And it only took me three tries :)

    This was my first attempt

    Your overall survival IQ is 24.
    Your ability to stay alive is 54%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 33%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -15%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Gilgamesh


    first try, I have to add.
    but they never considered a nuclear submarine shooting you out of the water because they thought you were a russian spy, hehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    well got this after my 4th attempt!

    Your overall survival IQ is 99.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 99%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Pinkchick03


    Your overall survival IQ is 62.
    Your ability to stay alive is 61%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 79%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 46%

    mmm gonna try again i think ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Pinkchick03


    Woo who I got it - took me some time though ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 897 ✭✭✭oxygen_old


    got a pretty lowsy score.
    its not bad loser talk or anything but
    as if a plane a mile high in the sky is going to see the reflection from a shaving mirror


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -15%

    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    as if a plane a mile high in the sky is going to see the reflection from a shaving mirror
    how do you know have you ever been stuck in the middel of the sea :D

    me got
    Your overall survival IQ is 73.
    Your ability to stay alive is 79%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 46%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 94%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 38 Always in black


    Your overall survival IQ is 56.
    Your ability to stay alive is 94%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -20%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 94%

    going to try again. considering i cant evn swim...im lucky to be alive!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    Lol how can you get -20!?!?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    This should be in the quizzes forum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Most probable scenario
    To combat the direct rays of the sun, you place the plastic over you. Thirst is quenched by sipping from the can of water. Hunger is satisfied with the C rations. You notice a plane flying overhead, so you pour some oil/gas onto the waters and light it. A plane flies overhead during the day, you use your mirror to shine a reflection of the sun to catch their attention. To get the tarp in a protective location, you tie it down with the rope
    You have endured many hazards with little harm to your health. Your thoughts turn towards finding means of protecting yourself from exposure. After days of waiting for rescue, you still have your stamina! You are noticed and rescued! The plane sees the reflected light and identifies you, you have been found!


    Your overall survival IQ is 99.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 99%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%
    Got it in 3, though I still think that the Fishing Kit is very important.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Most probable scenario
    You have isolated exactly where you are, and you plan a trajectory to take you to safe shores. You are able to determine what direction your are going, but your attempts change directions are adversely prevented by the ocean currents. After covering the body with the repellent, survivors try to relax with a dip in the ocean Everyone complains about the sunburns, and attempts to don things to protect themselves from exposure to the sun. As you drink from the ocean, your tongue swells from the saltwater. The mosquito netting is used to catch fish, but is ripped apart and tossed instead. Hunger sets in, you look for things to chew. You notice a plane flying overhead during the evening, But you cannot get their attention. Out of fear you drink the rum The cushion is used to keep people afloat while getting refreshed in the ocean
    No matter what you do, you cannot navigate your raft to safe shores. Out of frustration, the sextant is tossed overboard. No one attempts to retrieve it. Sharks kill most of the survivors. Everyone has burned skin and needs medical attention! One dies of suffocation of their swelled tongue. Thoughts of real food impede your attempts to stay focused on the problem at hand! The night plane flies overhead, but does not see you! You pass out and the next day die of exposure! A shark attacks the crew member using the cushion


    Your overall survival IQ is -43.
    Your ability to stay alive is -54%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -39%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -36%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Your overall survival IQ is 99.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 99%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%

    Took me 3 attempts too!

    On the day though - I don't think there'd be a big buzzer in the sky going neh neh - you have chosen the wrong items! Please try again!!!


    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,731 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Your overall survival IQ is -53.
    Your ability to stay alive is -74%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -44%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -41%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Aw cr*p, I suck. Goddammit :rolleyes:

    Your overall survival IQ is 36.
    Your ability to stay alive is 90%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 39%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -21%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭herobear


    PH01 wrote:
    Most probable scenario
    You have isolated exactly where you are, and you plan a trajectory to take you to safe shores. You are able to determine what direction your are going, but your attempts change directions are adversely prevented by the ocean currents. After covering the body with the repellent, survivors try to relax with a dip in the ocean Everyone complains about the sunburns, and attempts to don things to protect themselves from exposure to the sun. As you drink from the ocean, your tongue swells from the saltwater. The mosquito netting is used to catch fish, but is ripped apart and tossed instead. Hunger sets in, you look for things to chew. You notice a plane flying overhead during the evening, But you cannot get their attention. Out of fear you drink the rum The cushion is used to keep people afloat while getting refreshed in the ocean
    No matter what you do, you cannot navigate your raft to safe shores. Out of frustration, the sextant is tossed overboard. No one attempts to retrieve it. Sharks kill most of the survivors. Everyone has burned skin and needs medical attention! One dies of suffocation of their swelled tongue. Thoughts of real food impede your attempts to stay focused on the problem at hand! The night plane flies overhead, but does not see you! You pass out and the next day die of exposure! A shark attacks the crew member using the cushion


    Your overall survival IQ is -43.
    Your ability to stay alive is -54%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -39%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -36%


    thats excellent :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭shelly04


    Your overall survival IQ is -53.
    Your ability to stay alive is -74%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -44%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -41%
    Thank God im not alone! :D:D
    Your overall IQ is 39%
    Your ability to stay alive is 42%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 39%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescurs is 36%.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    i think is pretty good for my first go :)

    Your overall survival IQ is 83.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 51%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Your overall survival IQ is 68.
    Your ability to stay alive is 64%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 49%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 91%


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I then picked the 6 worst things to see how id do:

    Your overall survival IQ is -13.
    Your ability to stay alive is 16%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -32%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -23%

    Dead as a door mouse :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    Most probable scenario
    To combat the direct rays of the sun, you place the plastic over you. Thirst is quenched by sipping from the can of water. No fish are caught, seems to be a bad area for fishing! Hunger is satisfied with the C rations. You notice a plane flying overhead, so you pour some oil/gas onto the waters and light it. A plane flies overhead during the day, you use your mirror to shine a reflection of the sun to catch their attention.
    You have endured many hazards with little harm to your health. Your thoughts turn towards finding means of protecting yourself from exposure. The fish caught have not been suitable for eating, your rations continue to deminish. After days of waiting for rescue, you still have your stamina! You are noticed and rescued! The plane sees the reflected light and identifies you, you have been found!


    Your overall survival IQ is 83.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 51%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%

    Reading all those adventure books as a kid paid off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 112 ✭✭ktoal


    Your overall survival IQ is 81.
    Your ability to stay alive is 97%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 49%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 97%

    Let's hope I'm never have to use my new found knowledge...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ravenhead


    Your overall survival IQ is 99.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 99%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%

    I ROCK!!! :p:p:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Your overall survival IQ is -9.
    Your ability to stay alive is 32%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -34%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -25%

    But why on earth would I bother going to the middle of nowhere in a boat in the first place?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I got 99% all the way through... is it not possible to get a 100%?

    At least we didn't get marooned on that island out of the tv series Lost... I don't know what items you could use to ward off mystery.... hmmmm....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 729 ✭✭✭crazy angel


    didnt do too good! i dont think ill be gettin on a boat any time soon!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    oops Your overall survival IQ is -9.
    Your ability to stay alive is 32%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -37%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -22%


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭JackKelly


    Your overall survival IQ is 36.
    Your ability to stay alive is -8%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 25%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 91%
    hmmmm.Lets hope the rescuers come quick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭bizmark


    Your overall survival IQ is 81.
    Your ability to stay alive is 97%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 49%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 97%


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Your overall survival IQ is 25.
    Your ability to stay alive is 57%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -9%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 27%


    Hands up who picked the 160 proof rum and box of chocolate bars. You're fecked anyway on a rubber raft in the middle of nowhere. You might aswell enjoy your last few days. :)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    Your overall survival IQ is 61.
    Your ability to stay alive is 94%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 94%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -5%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Skellington


    got all 99% in first go, so on my second shot i went the opposite way an got
    Your overall survival IQ is -51.
    Your ability to stay alive is -74%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -44%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -35%

    dont think i'd make it out alive... :(

    on a slightly related topic, read 'the life of pi'... tis a great book.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭captainplanet


    Your overall survival IQ is -1.
    Your ability to stay alive is 52%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -29%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -26%

    this is good right?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    Your overall survival IQ is 99.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 99%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    Most probable scenario
    You have isolated exactly where you are, and you plan a trajectory to take you to safe shores. To combat the direct rays of the sun, you place the plastic over you. Thirst is quenched by sipping from the can of water. Hunger is satisfied with the C rations. You notice a plane flying overhead, so you pour some oil/gas onto the waters and light it. A plane flies overhead during the day, you use your mirror to shine a reflection of the sun to catch their attention.
    No matter what you do, you cannot navigate your raft to safe shores. You have endured many hazards with little harm to your health. Your thoughts turn towards finding means of protecting yourself from exposure. After days of waiting for rescue, you still have your stamina! You are noticed and rescued! The plane sees the reflected light and identifies you, you have been found!


    Your overall survival IQ is 79.
    Your ability to stay alive is 97%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 49%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 91%

    Got this first time around but couldn't figure out why I couldn't get the 99% you lot were all getting till I saw that I needed to ditch the maps for the rope. I just guessed that the plastic could be held and used as a sail - just like in castaway. He used it till the wind blew it away. Using the maps you could work out your general position and sail to safety. Ah well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭Hanginthere


    You can see the reflection of the sun on a mirror for 6 miles or somthing crazy like that


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Not awful:

    Your overall survival IQ is 61.
    Your ability to stay alive is 94%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 46%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 43%

    Figured the mirror was obvious for catching glimpses of the sun and the plastic to deflect the suns heat. Didn't think the rope was of any use because I didn't think there was anything to anchor to it. Didn't think of setting the water on fire though..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Hello Kitty


    Your overall survival IQ is 13.
    Your ability to stay alive is 69%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -15%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -15%

    :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    I actually thought the plastic was for distilling sea water: Fill up a container with sea water, hold the plastic over it, it evaporates and collects on the underside of the plastic and then you run it into another container. Also leaves you with some salt to season the inedible fish! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    on my first attempt :

    Your overall survival IQ is 99.
    Your ability to stay alive is 99%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 99%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 99%


    but i wouldn't of been in the situation .. i hate boats ;P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭frodi


    Your overall survival IQ is 63.
    Your ability to stay alive is 97%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is 46%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is 46%

    1st attempt, all 99% on try 4.

    1st attempt at being wrong!
    Your overall survival IQ is -44.
    Your ability to stay alive is -72%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -27%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -33%

    As before too many adventure novels/real life story when young


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Trigger! wrote:
    Lol how can you get -20!?!?!
    Hmmmmm


    Most probable scenario
    You are able to determine what direction your are going, but your attempts change directions are adversely prevented by the ocean currents. Attempting to tune into a station proves futile. What stations are available do not cover emergencies! Everyone complains about the sunburns, and attempts to don things to protect themselves from exposure to the sun. As you drink from the ocean, your tongue swells from the saltwater. The mosquito netting is used to catch fish, but is ripped apart and tossed instead. Hunger sets in, you look for things to chew. You notice a plane flying overhead during the evening, But you cannot get their attention. Out of fear you drink the rum To compensate for hunger, you each some chocolate, but it only makes it worse The cushion is used to keep people afloat while getting refreshed in the ocean
    Out of frustration, the sextant is tossed overboard. No one attempts to retrieve it. The radio is tossed over the side of the raft! Everyone has burned skin and needs medical attention! One dies of suffocation of their swelled tongue. Thoughts of real food impede your attempts to stay focused on the problem at hand! The night plane flies overhead, but does not see you! You pass out and the next day die of exposure! Most of your food supplies are diminished and now you hope rescue is soon A shark attacks the crew member using the cushion


    Your overall survival IQ is -44.
    Your ability to stay alive is -72%
    Your ability to protect yourself from the elements is -27%
    Your ability to catch the attention of your rescuers is -33%

    :p


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