Suddenly...

ThunderingMike

Ok , I have been checking out a few of these er...'humour' boards and a popular thread seems to be one like this : I start a story , and someone adds a bit and the next guy/girl adds a bit and so on and so on.You would be amazed to see where some of these things lead. So I shall begin :

One morning , Larry was awakened by the sound of a hen clucking. He woke up in a strangers bed in a strange room. The sheets were satin and he could hear something in the adjoining bathroom. Suddenly...

Mills

there was a commotion under the sheets and something started scratching him, he lifted the sheet to see what was happening and there was a hen under there, the hen looked battered and abused.........

---

I am inflatible !

Paladin

'O dear god' he thought. 'That dream! The pillow!! Its still here!!!! What did I eat???!? The HEN!! THERE WERE TWO OF THEM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
Just then his mobile phone rang......

DeVore

"Is that Mr Larry Ellis? This is the Scotland Yard Special Chicken Investigation Branch. We'd like to have a word with you..."

FreaK_BrutheR

"WHa? Hello...sorry Scotland Yard? Can I help you?...sorry i was asleep (i think)"

"Yes we're investigating the whereabouts of a certain young female, MetalChicken..."

Larry looks distained. There is an empty bottle of whiskey with a glass and two saucers that look used as drinking vessels. Is that a line of white powder on that mirror that is layed flat?

" sorry...what?....you're looking for what? who?..."

Shiminay

"She is wanted in connection with several murders."

"But, she's a chicken, right?"

"She uses this to her advantage - luring men into a false sense of security before she scratches their eyes out and they bleed to death"

...

---

All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

Trojan

Ah we can't have that lads. My apologies...

prithee continue...

Alo.






[This message has been edited by Trojan (edited 24-05-2000).]

FreaK_BrutheR

Jesus al i can't concentrate to continue the story any further!

*slobber*

Stephen

As chief would say...

Om diddly om nyom nyom!

amp

glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That's not funny! drop dead ooo lalala sexy but not funny!

---

Lunacy Abounds! Play GLminesweeper!

Take it

so he picked up the gun and shot himself.

There yea go.

whens the sequal out

metalchicken

hehe

I do that all the time, me. Luring men and then killing them and stuff.
ha.

Shiminay

But do you look like that MetalChicken?

---

All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

Lucutus

A pic of foxy babe, sure to stop logical thought in all blokes, The story ends here.

---

Lucutus of Borg

metalchicken

Originally posted by Kharn:
But do you look like that MetalChicken?

Hehe, apart from my hair being Auburn, my face being completely different and me not having a tattoo on my arm, sure.

Nope.

Shiminay

heeheehee

---

All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

Paladin

She has a homepage but I wont say where
Id guess its removed from her profile for a reason!

Shiminay

Can't imagine why Paladin...

---

All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

metalchicken

thanks Paladin.

I took it off cos it's PANTS. I finish Uni in two weeks though (woohoo!!!) and I'll start doing it again after that.
Minus the photo of me this time though, methinks.
heehee



[This message has been edited by metalchicken (edited 25-05-2000).]