Penguins

Lucutus

Okay, the story is, we have a pack of Penguin bars here in the office...as I eat my way slowly thru them, I'm gonna type the joke on the back of the wrapper here...

...prepare for the worst jokes of all time...

1)

How does a Penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together!

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Lucutus

What is a penguin's favourite dessert?

Baked Alaska.

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Trojan

Argh, no! Stop there, that's enough!

Dav, stop him!!!

Shiminay

So how do you close a thread... Oh ya, there's a clicky for it

Naaa - I'll allow it!!!

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Dav
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Lucutus

Muhahaha!

I know how you feel, if it was someone else doing this, I'd be the same....unfortunatly for you, it's not someone else, it's me...

I know you're thinking, . o O("I just won't read that thread!") , however, it's addictive, You will be back, just to see how BAD the latest Penguin joke is...

Ahahahaa...

/me walks slowly towards the press and p, p, P, Picks Up A Penguin!

....

Trojan

*loads shotgun*

Sir, step away from the penguin and raise your arms above your head!

Shiminay

Don't do it Al - he's only on about a chocolate bar - you've got your whole life ahead of you!

Actually, ya, do it

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Dav
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Lucutus

/mew slowly approaches the wall where so many valiant heroes have been brutally executed before him, turns around to face Trojan square in the face, looking down the barrel of the loaded shotgun...and proclaims..

"What do penguins wear on their heads?"

*takes one last look at the harsh, cruel world around and closes eyes*

"ICE CAPS!"

*shot rings out*

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Lucutus of Borg

Shiminay

Maybe I should just have closed the thread as requested...
Poor Lucutus. I'm off to grab his PC

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Dav
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FreaK_BrutheR

here's on for all the linux nerds....semi-penguin relatted at any rate

Click for the pic!

(Regi's suggestion OK!)

<edit>Made into a link *just incase*</edit>

[This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 24-05-2000).]

Shiminay

Saw that one before Mark - tis a goodie.

I've made it a link - just incase

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Dav
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DeVore

Dav writes:

So how do you close a thread... Oh ya, there's a clicky for it

lol, they are called links ya durty great bogger!

DeV.

Trojan

Hey!

That's just not on at all, this kind of unequivocal opprobrium[1] of people!

Apologies to the durty great boggers!

Al.

1. Hehe, cool word

[This message has been edited by Trojan (edited 24-05-2000).]

Lucutus

Okay, the pack of penguins isn't gone yet, but it is depleting fast, (Kinda like Vespian gas when you've got 7 SCV's harvesting outta the same refinery!), I encourage anyone else who has access to Penguins to post the wrapper jokes here...


What do Penguins Drive?


Articulated Trucks!

(they just seem to get better and better!)

Toulouse

Nice one Mark...Dav plz...don't catch Monty fever Also..Luc..u'll get really really fat if you don't stop eating all that chocolate stuff

[This message has been edited by Toulouse (edited 24-05-2000).]

Shiminay

I had a big long post and then it told me I'd reached the maximum number of pics per post? WTF?!?!?!

I couldn't be bothered typing it again, so consider yourselves lucky - I was giving out

You're all fups...

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Dav
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Trojan

It means you're not qualifed to moderate and must quit at once.

Al.

Lucutus

Tool00s, I don't put on weight!

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Lucutus of Borg

bubbles

Help help !!! The power is already gone to Kharns head !!!!

Personally I don't quiet get the difference of having something shown on the boards rather then having it links.

That picture for example, just 2 ppl playing a game of jump frog or something - nothing wrong about that.

Shiminay

Don't be bold - you obviously didn't read my introduction post...

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Dav
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Lucutus

I got this in email this morning when I arrived into the office and I thought I should share it here to show you all what a true business person does, (eg, takes an idea, uses it as thier own, then waves it in the 'owners' face as if to say, 'I took it and you can't stop me! Muhahahaha!)....

Subject: Serious question for you.


What do you give a sick penguin...?
Tweetment!!!!


ahahahahahhahaha *cough* *hoark* *chew* *spit* ahahahha

I kill myself.

DeV.

Anyway, I now understand the pain of receiving and reading a penguin joke, and shall not be doing it again. (Besides, they're all gone now anyway, and I know that b@stard has the wrappers hiding somewhere, just waiting for the oppertunity to 'unleash hell' upon me...)

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Shiminay

HAAHAAHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

TAKE IT LUCUTUS!

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Dav
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Shiminay

Alastair - I deleted that post for everyone's sanity!

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Dav
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Trojan

Bring back Monty!

Shiminay

Did the not mean anything to you Al???

Big fup

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Dav
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