Ah sweet justice...

Bard

Stories of revenge... plain and simple - @ www.revengelady.com

an example:

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It's that time of the year again. For many people, April 15 can mean major pain and anxiety. Some taxpayers express their discontent by including thoughtful gift items with their tax returns. Here are some of the items received by the Internal Revenue Service. (Some of these items by the way are illegal to send via U.S. Mail, so beware!)
[*] a dead fish [*] nude photos [*] a used pair of underwear with a note: "You took everything else. You might as well take these." [*] kiddie money [*] casino chips [*] a hunk of raw meat (Shylock's "pound of flesh") [*] a vial of blood [*] a huge carton of pennies equal to the amount owed
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Bard

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'First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'

The Sweeper

I once had a pal posted me a pair of her used knickers - she'd been on hols in Dublin, bought them in a high street department store (that shall remain nameless), wore them once, the elastic ripped and she posted them to me asking me to 'be a luv and return these for me will ya?'.

Needless to say we don't speak much anymore.

(And the first time we did after I received my Monday morning mail went something like:
"Do I LOOK like a forkin Japanese Businessman to you???!!!!")

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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.