My hero !!

Yo Mamma

The picture below is of Prince Philip (the Duke of Edinburgh)



When I become old, senile and a burden to those around me, I hope I can retain enough character to insult as many people as possible before I get so old that I start decorating the walls with my own feces.

In 1986 while visiting China, he told a group of Scottish students in the city of Xian that Beijing was "ghastly" and said that if one of the students stayed in China too long, he would return to Scotland with "slitty eyes."
Prince Philip is a big fan of the Internet, but recently complained that he was inundated with gay porn whilst searching for his wife's web site. It never occurred to him that typing the word "queen" into a search engine doesn't always return a list of monarchs!

And just yesterday, a child approached him and said he wanted to be an astronaut - "you're a bit too fat to be an astronaut", quipped the Prince - putting that child firmly in his place.

I myself was ALMOST shot into space. However, my father didn't pull out of my mother in time - otherwise I would have been



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Lucy_la_morte

Haha, you're bizarre.

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Senretsukyaku
Kikosho!
SPINNING BIRD KICK

Chun-Li la morte.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Not bizzare...just clever enough to post something that manages to fit into both Humor and Humanities forums....lol Hugo, plyd

We should start a Prince Phillip Gaffes thread in the Humor forum...that'd make for a long string of anecdotes I'd wager

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

WhiteWashMan

when seeing some sort of switch board and a mess of wires he said it was something akin to the type of job a 'packie' would do.
hehehehe
no time to discrimiate...just insult everymotherfu<ker that gets in your way!

Yossarian

I think the phrase used was, "Looks like it was put in by a bloody Indian!".

scutchy

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
Senretsukyaku
Kikosho!
SPINNING BIRD KICK

Chun-Li la morte.
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Take it you took up training then?

('tis me, from the "are women getting more violent" thread)

WhiteWashMan

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yossarian:
I think the phrase used was, "Looks like it was put in by a bloody Indian!".</font>

thats the one!

The Sweeper

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yossarian:
I think the phrase used was, "Looks like it was put in by a bloody Indian!".</font>

Not that I want to defend the daft old trout, but I had a discussion about this before with someone, and they maintained that because he's an old coot he could have got confused about the use of the word "cowboy" to describe someone renouned for shoddy workmanship and substituted "indian" instead.

(I mean, would you even let him have the remote control?)

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C B

Thats one possible theory but I prefer to think that he is a racist bigoted idiotic ****er who has never even had to wip his own **** and the world would be a better place without him and his family.

Greenbean

Its fairly racist to all those cowboys in america anyway.

WhiteWashMan

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by C B:
Thats one possible theory but I prefer to think that he is a racist bigoted idiotic ****er who has never even had to wip his own **** and the world would be a better place without him and his family.</font>

ohh harsh.
have a heart

Winning Hand

http://www.slipups.com/tree/70.html

or

http://www.sodwork.com/funnyitem.php?id=246&index=2&startnumber=12

or

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On the horrendous Cairo traffic: "The trouble with you Egyptians is that you breed too much."

And while feeding apes in GiIbraltar, surrounded by the press: Which are the apes, and which are the press?"

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I could spend all day on search engines (try it yourself), some are repeats but, my they are gems.

Manach

Leaping to defence of the Monarchy, he embodies the one advantage they have over politicions. The ability to give a straight no nonsense/nonspin answers. Even it is at times bordering on the insane

solo1

I met a cousin of mine that I never met before yesterday. She is from Australia. And she is gorgeous. I mean a total babe. So I think ... and then I think about Prince Philip and I think .. no.