Dear England

Give us back the six counties :mad:

We have been very patient.

Rozabeez

O_o

I am considering considering legal proceedings.

cajun_tiger

why would you want them back they are all english tainted and stuff.....

Its the principal. I will send all of "the tainted ones" to eastern europe to replace the people they are sending to us.

PH01

Dear England,
On second thoughts, we're really not in that of a rush for Northern Ireland - hold on to it as long as you like.

All the best,
P.

PS: Happy New year and many happy returns. Oh, and say hello to Scotland and Wales for us.

Do you not love your ****ty country ?:mad:

Rozabeez

Dear England,

Is it true you are considering having falling be illegal?

RB

Dear england how come the vast majority of your populartion I have encountered in my time on earth have been mean to me? :eek: :eek:

therecklessone

ronoc wrote:

Dear england how come the vast majority of your populartion I have encountered in my time on earth have been mean to me? :eek: :eek:

Cos you haven't grasped the simple concept that it is Great Britain and Northern Ireland that make up the United Kingdom, not England and Northern Ireland.

Or maybe you just keep asking them stupid questions, your record on boards leads me to believe thats probably the case...

therecklessone

therecklessone wrote:

Cos you haven't grasped the simple concept that it is Great Britain and Northern Ireland that make up the United Kingdom, not England and Northern Ireland.

Or maybe you just keep asking them stupid questions, your record on boards leads me to believe thats probably the case...

Do you realise what forum you are in you dope. :cool:

fake edit : you suck

koneko

Dear thread,

You could be so much better.

Just for kicks, I'm giving you 83 minutes to improve.

Bye-se-byes
koneko.

PH01

Dear England,
If you're not too busy could you send round the Banning Police. I think we've got a live one here in this thread!
All the best.
P.

koneko

Dear england,
can you send some pineapples, i'm too lazy to go the supermarket.

ta muchly,
Precious

Dear England,
I'm sorry but its over. I did alot of road building for you but I'm cheating on you with your former best friend. He lets me take as long as possible to build his roads.

Don't Call me.

therecklessone

koneko wrote:

Dear thread,

You could be so much better.

Just for kicks, I'm giving you 83 minutes to improve.

Bye-se-byes
koneko.

Dear koneko,

Please send this to the Thuderdome so we can mock this prat to our heart's content.

Your good friend,

reckless.

therecklessone

ronoc wrote:

Do you realise what forum you are in you dope. :cool:

fake edit : you suck

I'd call you a bucket of piss, but a bucket has a use...

*yawn*

NEXT!

PH01

therecklessone wrote:

Dear koneko,

Please send this to the Thuderdome so we can mock this prat to our heart's content.

Your good friend,

reckless.

I second this.

therecklessone

therecklessone wrote:

Dear koneko,

Please send this to the Thuderdome so we can mock this prat to our heart's content.

Your good friend,

reckless.

Dear therecklessone,
Please look up the word parody in the dictionary.

Warmest Regards
Ronoc

ps. Please stop ****ting on this thread

Piste

Dear England,


Why isn't your national colour purple? So much better than red.

Kind regards, Gummy

therecklessone

Dear Ronoc,

Please google for somewhere else to post sh*te, we're bored already.

With deepest sympathy,

reckless.

Rozabeez

dear ronoc,

Do you think you are a funny person?


or do you take yourself seriously??

either way, you could do with some help.


yours, RB

meditraitor

Please take back the 26 counties

therecklessone

therecklessone wrote:

Dear Ronoc,

Please google for somewhere else to post sh*te, we're bored already.

With deepest sympathy,

reckless.

Dear therecklessone,

Thank you for continuing to poo on this thread. Thank you also not reading the Cuckoos Nest Charter which states this forum is for sillyness. And finally thak you for reading this thread and flaming me

Kind regards and best wishes

Ronoc

therecklessone

ronoc wrote:

Thank you also not reading the Cuckoos Nest Charter which states this forum is for sillyness.

I don't recall the charter saying anything about having to suffer fools.

Keep up the good work though my man, t'is sidesplitting stuff. Really, it is... :rolleyes:

sanncoo

Dear Ronoc

Perhaps if you picked a topic that was funny the flaming would stop!

This subject is a tetchy one which causes the reactions you are receiving........

Homework for tonight, class - read previous threads in the Cuckoo's nest and confirm that they all have LIGHTHEARTED themes!

Regards and yours in cuckooness

Sanncoo

meditraitor

one in the ear

therecklessone

therecklessone wrote:

I don't recall the charter saying anything about having to suffer fools.

Keep up the good work though my man, t'is sidesplitting stuff. Really, it is... :rolleyes:

I know I'm annoying you and I'm sorry I'm forcing you to post here

Friends?

Rozabeez

Dear meditraitor,

you no-longer bore me.

yours, RB

therecklessone

ronoc wrote:

I know I'm annoying you and I'm sorry I'm forcing you to post here

Friends?

I know its your party and you'll cry if you want to, but:

1. You're not annoying me
2. You're not forcing me to post here.

Friends? If thats what floats your boat, ain't no skin off my nose...

Dear England,
Thanks for Walkers! And those delightful adds with Gary Liniker

therecklessone

therecklessone wrote:

I know its your party and you'll cry if you want to, but:

1. You're not annoying me
2. You're not forcing me to post here.

Friends? If thats what floats your boat, ain't no skin off my nose...

1. Well thats good to hear.
2. Ok

Thanks, I think.

Swarfboy

Dear England,
Thanx for shi*ting on us.... and leaving us with a legacy of fools who have no sense of humour.....
Your pis*ing off the right people, keep it up.!

Swarfboy

Swarfboy wrote:

Dear England,
Thanx for shi*ting on us.... and leaving us with a legacy of fools who have no sense of humour.....
Your pis*ing off the right people, keep it up.!

Some people don't "get it" :rolleyes:

If you think there was a serious discussion to be had in here you are quite mistaken

koneko

Swarfboy, you're not getting the point of this forum. In fact, any more posts where you clearly don't get the point and you shall not be allowed in for a while.

This thread still isn't cool enough, but it has a little longer to prove itself.

Dear England,
I tried but the Irish Internets are too good for me.

It also seems I annoyed some people this made me sad

Some people are very mean and pooped all over me!

koneko

Internet poop doesn't leave a stain so I wouldn't worry about it.

I know exactilly what this thread needs.

:cool:

Better or Worse?

Evil Phil

Dear England,

Could you please give me .001% of your annual defence budget? Thanks a mil. Oh and if you could send Kylie over to my place that would be way cool.

regards
Evil Phil

p.s. If Kylie isn't available the female cast of Emmerdale would do nicely.

Sarky

Dear England,

Is the queen really a team of three squirrels, a mask, a Cloak of Illusion, and a ring of levitation?

koneko

thread is dead
put it to bed
that's what i said