Sex and all that.....at what age did you know?

Tha Gopher

I was watchin Angelas Ashes recently,good film,reminds you of bits of your own childhood. One thing in particular that reminded me of mine was the part where Frank(aged about 7 in this scene)and his friend are sittin in a back alley with a kid of 8 or 9,whos tellin them all about,ahem,fannys and diddies as i believe he put it

What age were you when exposed to this type of filth? I certainly had some degree of knowledge of it by age 7 as well,as I distinctly recall that our teacher when i was that age used to teach us words that ended with a particular sound e.g the og sounds-bog,dog,log etc
Anyway,one day we came onto the -ex sounds. "Right she says,follow this as i say them-flex...rex(name of a dog in one of our stories).....sex.."

At that me and the rest of the class burst our holes laughing as the teacher shouts "what are yis laughing at? It means whether you are a boy or girl!"

We werent that naive

I also recall at age 7 or younger,along with my mates,that a frequent source of childish hilarity was to spell out the word tits in plasticine when we would be using it in school. Ah,memories

Much of my knowledge came from my cousin who was a year older(as these things usually do lol). The kunt once tricked me into going to a womans gaff door when I was 7/8 or so(we knew her)and asking if she had any rubber johnnys she could lend me("she will know what you mean" he said,when i asked what the fcuk a rubber johnny was beforehand) At that age we had some pretty odd ideas as to what it was actually about. Tbh id say i was 9 or 10 before i knew proper(we found one of those kids science books in school-oh how we laughed reading it)
I had at least 2 mates who,when we were about 11 or so, liked to claim they had got girls pregnant. For some reason,it always happened during holidays in faraway places like Cork and Donegal :rolleyes:

So there ya have it,the kids in santas queue are likely to be nudity obsessed wee scumbags

So,how was it for you?

Sarky

I think at around six or seven, I was given a book, and told "Read it. If you have any questions, read it again until you don't. Don't ask us."

billy the squid

if sex is retro then i'm falling behind the times.

Mossy Monk

when i was a shown a porno mag for the 1st time aged 8 or 9
9 or 10 when i finally understood all

funkyniff

i learnt when i was about 5..my step mum used to work on a pig farm and one day they had a male and female doing it....it was very scary and loud and i wanted to know why the pigs wer dancing and being so loud so my dad told me...as soon as i got got home i told my mum i knew where babys come from and did she know...
was young but at least i dint have to listen to some terrible joke of a story.....
mind you dont know every6thing when i was 7 we all use to go around and say close your legs i dont like your hairstyle..didnt understand it till i told my mum and she flipped

OfflerCrocGod

billy the squid wrote:

if sex is retro then i'm falling behind the times.

I'm miles ahead of the times then.......

captainplanet

i still dont know.
naivity keeps me happy.