Ear Cheese

Schnozzberries · 02-01-2005 3:25am #1

Does anybody else know what ear cheese is, or even get it? Well...I mean i don't know if everbody calls it ear cheese but yea...I am just hoping it's not only me...

EADCYCLO · 02-01-2005 3:31am

Ear Cheese:

Wearing headphones for just one hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

lol ?

2nd search down on google......

Gordon · 02-01-2005 3:39am

Schnozzberries wrote:

Does anybody else know what ear cheese is, or even get it? Well...I mean i don't know if everbody calls it ear cheese but yea...I am just hoping it's not only me...

Ear wax?

Schnozzberries · 02-01-2005 4:38am

damn so like i guess its only me...? Ear cheese comes when you gauge your ears...It's ewwy...

Chaos_Path · 02-01-2005 3:01pm

Ear cheese is the dried up lymph that forms around the jewellery (be it tunnels or lower guage metalwear) in your ears.Or indeed in most piercings. its nothing to worry about unless its a funny colour.

its common.
and horrible.

Piste · 02-01-2005 11:31pm

Its moist and crusty but can be removed if you religiously clean your ear with antiseptic or salty water.

garthv · 03-01-2005 12:32am

ahh i think i know what it is,smells like the inside of a dead mans anus?

PurpleFistMixer · 03-01-2005 12:53am

GaRtH_V wrote:

ahh i think i know what it is,smells like the inside of a dead mans anus?

... should we be worried that you know how that smells?

garthv · 03-01-2005 1:02am

well..it depends....do you know what it smells like?;)

PurpleFistMixer · 03-01-2005 1:04am

I may know the smell, but I couldn't pin it to that of the inside of a dead man's anus.

And for that I am glad.

garthv · 03-01-2005 1:13am

hehe,it was a figure of speech,an odd figure of speech,but a figure of speech:)

PurpleFistMixer · 03-01-2005 3:50pm

I must say I'm not familiar with it.

garthv · 03-01-2005 3:54pm

its one of theses "new age" sayings,
all the cool kids are saying them.

crash n byrne · 10-01-2005 4:12pm

Ear cheese is the stretched lobes smelly way of saying have a wash. Dont mind the idiot telling u to clean it with salt water cos unless its a new piercing that not the way to go. all u need to do is take out the jewellery in the shower and let the water clean it.......a couple of mins on each piercing should do the trick.

j0e · 30-01-2005 6:51am

i have my ears done a month and still have this annoying sh1te (i think its been spurred on by constant headphone wearing) but roughly how long b4 it goes away?

sickle · 31-01-2005 8:52pm

it doesn't go away,i've had my lobes stretched for years and they are still stinky,just gotta keep 'em clean. its just the dead skin and dirt building up.
lovely eh?!

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