British Army

Manach

Mmm, is now a good time to invade?

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LONDON (Reuters) - The British army has paid for a small number of female soldiers to have breast enlargements to make them happier, the Ministry of Defense said Thursday.

"We would suggest that there are something like a dozen such cases a year," the ministry spokesman said.

In one case, a 27-year-old corporal underwent the 3,600 operation, courtesy of the armed forces, to make her "a happier soldier."

The spokesman defended the policy, saying that "This is not done purely on cosmetic grounds, but as a last resort," he said.

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Blitzkrieger

that's got to be a ****-take?!! surely?

neuro-praxis

I am ashamed to be a female soldier when I hear stories like this.

Yossarian

The same article on the BBC website also reported that the Italien Army is facing the problem that some womens breasts are too big, and impeading them from completing obstacle coarses...

*ahem*

Vertakill

lol,
Has to be a píss-take....
Secondly,
neuro a soldier?
pfft :P

SheroN

State of that...that's what happens when ya let women have their way...what next the vote or something?

Vertakill

LoL

Good Point

SHADOW

neuro dont tell me you are in the FCA??

(which base if you are?)

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If the bottom falls out of your world, drink Andrews and the world will fall out of your bottom!!
games?

Belisarius

That cant be a true account surely , I mean Breast enlargements ? to make them "Happier Soldiers" , Its bloody surreal , I mean the happiness of a fistful of soldiers is proabably the least of an Army's worries , and as for "last resort" what was thier first resort ? Liposuction ? Face lift ? I can imagine it now , A barracks full of double D cup female soldiers , no Doubt a plummer and a TV repair man will drop in soon , just like some porno flick . Hilarious......where do I join?

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Shrewgar!

Clintons Cat

I would love to have heard the conversation when they sanctioned that.
Classic Milligan

Keeks

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SHADOW:
neuro dont tell me you are in the FCA??
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FCA - Fools Carrying Arms
- Free Clothing Association
- Fine Collections of Alcos
- Lets waste tax payers money doing nothing

neuro-praxis

I was kidding.

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Give me back my towel. I'll sue.

amp

heh, military boobies heh, *snigger*

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Lunacy Abounds! GLminesweeper RO><ORS!
art is everything and of course nothing and possibly also a sausage

Ronan|Raven

Maybe they coul;d pack the boobies with explosive s so if they are captured they can trigure a whoppin explosion!

Hobbes

Would it stop a bullet?

Belisarius

Maybe install a pair of M60s on em like the robot women outa Austen Power , or rocket launchers , begging the response "Look at the bazookas on her"

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Shrewgar!

Jelvon

look on the bright side at least they can't serve on the front line..