Cuckoo

Canis Lupus

Cuckoo!

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I
promised
my

husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and
the
Margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am (a bit loaded) I went
home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake
up,
I
cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with
such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
escape
a possible row with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
"midnight." He didn't seem mad at all. Whew!! Got away with that one!
Then
he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,
"Well,
last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****,"
cuckooed
four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled,

cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted..."

Tyrrial

thats kinda funny

Spalk0

hehe very good!

Think i heard it before but it was the other way round!The bloke doing the cuckooing!If there is such a word!

Joseph

not bad

Rozabeez

That's good.