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Santa Jokes

  • 28-12-2004 5:08pm
    #1
    atheist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭


    Kid wakes up to find Santa in the bedroom.
    "Are you from Fathers for Justice?"


Comments

  • #2
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    What? Is that a joke? :confused:


  • #3
    atheist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭atheist


    Think batman or spiderman costume.

    Ozzey wakes to find Santa in his room
    "Not another f***ing intruder"


  • #4
    Heineken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Heineken


    LMFAO omg these are hilariously crap!


  • #5
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Heineken wrote:
    LMFAO omg these are hilariously crap!
    indeed, funny because their terrible.


  • #6
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    my eyes..... the goggles do nuuuthing!


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  • #7
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
    Everybody felt ****ty -- even the mouse.
    Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
    I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

    When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
    I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
    Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
    I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.

    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
    I knew in a moment the fat ****er fell.
    He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
    And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

    He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
    The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
    He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
    "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"


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