Crappiest Present

Bessacadia

I don't mean something you didn't want, I mean really really crappy.
Tell.

maccydoodies

I got a vibrating massage hairbrush. Fuke sake. And whats even worse. Its from my one and only sister.

SantaHoe

An itchy cardigan... try it on.. pull it off screaming.
What kind of nerve-dead sadists make these clothes?

ando

A teenage mutant ninja turtle plastic model.. FFS they were sooo last decade :rolleyes:

lol

PH01

Two frame watercolours (post card size) pictures of Dublin! One of St. Stephen's Green adn the other is of Trinity!
FFUUCCKKIINNGG YUCK or WHAT!?

ando

thats like something you'd give to an american

steveland?

ando wrote:

thats like something you'd give to an american

You're not a damned American are you PH01??????

memphis

My bro bought me a book on the Irish criminal underworld, I never even read books, but why in the name of sweet jaysus would I be bothered reading about criminals and the like!

He did buy me KILLZONE for the PS2 also, so I'm not being that ungrateful!

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

i agree with santahoe... someone clothe's are fuking horrible.
i didnt get anything really crappy...but i did get 2 lynx's sets...
and low and behold... both of em are africa scent.

Rozabeez

somebody gave me....€2. yep. a whole €2. all for me!

Sarky

My sister gave me a DVD movie this Christmas.

It's in Spanish.

I don't speak Spanish.

I don't have a DVD player, either.

Rozabeez

^ but that's funny, it's like sending a postcard in french, to someone who speaks german.

Zaph

I once got a tin of Andrew's Liver Salts in a kris kindle in work. Never found out who from, or more importantly, why. Best reason I can come up with is that they forgot to buy something and it was sitting in their drawer.

Rozabeez

I got a lipgloss, that I had given to my friend a few months before because it is shaped like a micraphone, well he gave it back to me in our kris kindle in school, and it smelled like sour milk.

billy the squid

Rozabeez wrote:

somebody gave me....€2. yep. a whole €2. all for me!

try not to spend it all in the one shop

now if it was a vatican €2 that would be nice.

Joseph

SteveD wrote:

You're not a damned American are you PH01??????

How dare you!

Joseph

Sarky wrote:

My sister gave me a DVD movie this Christmas.

It's in Spanish.

I don't speak Spanish.

I don't have a DVD player, either.

Ohh cold

Rozabeez

billy the squid wrote:

try not to spend it all in the one shop

now if it was a vatican €2 that would be nice.

pfft, It wasnt even a €2 coin! And I got the "I'm sorry but I forgot to get you something" speech. At least it paid my bus fares, and left me with change!

Corruptedmorals

Rozabeez wrote:

^ but that's funny, it's like sending a postcard in french, to someone who speaks german.

Oh yeah, you've NEVER done that. You haven't actually, you made me do it.

I suppose the crappest present for me is getting vodafone credit, when I'm o2. My brother got that as well, though he actually has a bill phone.

Chick

Rozabeez wrote:

somebody gave me....€2. yep. a whole €2. all for me!

I can beat ya there, I got a £1 coin once a few years ago :rolleyes:

Pyr0

It was F^uck all for me

Rozabeez

^he lies, he got a white box-ish thing that makes music.

Pyr0

All you have to do is read my sig Roe

Ba_barbaraAnne

My sis knitted me a terrible hat supposed to be like a christmas pudding!

Zombienosh

i got a calculator, wtf is that about??!?!?!?!

Rozabeez

hahahah, I gave someone a calculator!!!!! It had a free pen!

And pyr0: change the damn sig, or else explain to everybody what really happened.

Pyr0

Right what happened was Rozabeez was telling me a story,which involved her and some guy,the guy happened to turn around when......Ok what really happened was,Roza and me were having a talk when she blurted out "and when I turned around it got all over my face" or something along the lines of that,so I decided to put in my sig for a laugh.

Right back on topic,I got a lunchbox from my parents last year

Rozabeez

I got something burberry

Corruptedmorals

Stop changing your sigs, it's confusing. I like what you did with yours Rozabeez.

A lunchbox? I got a Good Charlotte album two years ago. *shudders*

Rozabeez

yay, i won the battle of sigs. Good Charlotte, who was so harsh? eugh.

neuro-praxis

My husband was given a fair trade football by his sister. And it won't inflate.

Rozabeez

neuro-praxis wrote:

My husband was given a fair trade football by his sister. And it won't inflate.

hahahahahhaah! That's a good one.

Piste

Dictionaries. Eight of 'em. From the same person, in the one Christmas.

impr0v

I'd like to thank you all for making my crap presents seem great.

Piste

No prob

elivsvonchiaing

Amazon vouchers - when I wanted Xtra vision vouchers! I got a sh!t load of DVD-R's that need to give various movies a home

Bessacadia

Well, my crap (and only)present was one I had to buy myself, for me! A miserable box of After Eights, of which I have eaten only 5 as they seem to have mysteriously disappeared in this family of piglets.......

BaZmO*

My family has done kris kindle for the last year few years so that we can each get a fairly decent present and it also cuts down on getting loads of little stupid presents. It tends to work, but they always give out to me me for being ungrateful when I receive my present each year.

This year was a testament to why I always seem ungrateful. My brother in law got me a Silver Drink Tankard with a Celtic FC logo engraved on it, (I support Man Utd.) and a set of Darts, (I don't play Darts or even have a Dartboard for that matter!!!) Funnily enough though, my brother in law supports Celtic and plays Darts!!!! And they wonder why I always seem ungrateful!!! :rolleyes:

B.

Miles

Plastic paperweights. Yes, that's what I said.

The_Goose

-AlcoholicA- wrote:

i got a calculator, wtf is that about??!?!?!?!

I feel your pain i got a ****ing alarm clock one year. That was it, an alarm clock!!! And i hate i hate i hate the noise an alarm clock makes, even mid day if i hear it i shudder! mae mae mae aaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhh

Zombienosh

*caculates your pain by the square root of pi*

Evilution

Bessacadia wrote:

I don't mean something you didn't want, I mean really really crappy.
Tell.

My eviiil grandmother still being alive at xmas. Didn't like that at all.
Couldn't send the old kunt back either as she didn't come with a receipt