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Ahhhh...nuts

Helv · 1999-07-28 15:51:00

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?" "I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability." "May I ask what happened?" "Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both…

28-07-1999 04:51PM

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Helv

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A man was being interviewed for a job.

"Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.

"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial
disability."

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both

testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."

"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential

treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest
with
you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit
around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do
first."

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