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At least he was in work on time.

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  • 05-02-2001 7:03pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭


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    From the Birmingham Sunday Mercury (7th Jan 2001)

    Worker Dead at Desk for 5 Days

    Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was still working during the weekend. His boss Elliot Wachiaski said "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself." A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died.

    You may want to give your co-workers a nudge or kick occasionally.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    That story actually made me feel really, really sad.

    You'd think there might have been one person in his life that would have noticed his absence for 5 days...

    frown.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    frown.gif
    still sad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 616 ✭✭✭C B


    crying.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Surely there would be noticable decomposition after 5 days...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    surely the smell......


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,686 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    I know yanks are dim, but jesus christ!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by tHE vAGGABOND:
    I know yanks are dim, but jesus christ!</font>

    I know stereotypes are stupid but... fexake !

    Poor guy, btw... very sad frown.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Appears to be false... so maybe the internet granny one is too (you know British papers).

    http://www.snopes2.com/horrors/gruesome/fivedays.htm



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