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If boards.ie never existed...

  • 22-12-2004 7:22pm
    #1
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭


    What would you be doing? How would your life have been different? (if at all).

    Personally, I think I'd have a real life.

    I'd have gone out with numerous fluzeys, eventually spent my evenings and weekends getting pissed, snorting coke and would have eventually died at the age of 17 in a dark alleyway with a used condom hanging out of my arse.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Not sure which fills me with more dread - no boards or your demise!

    Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'd spend 7 hours a day staring at some other damn screen, and have a healthier liver.

    Not to mention the lack of some mad Yank claiming I married her in a drunken stupor... :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I would have done better in my college exams last year :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    probably just be on some other site tbh........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    I'd have a bigger porn collection.

    And I'd be blind... ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    My entire life has been changed because of boards. Where I live, where I worked and friends I have made and lost have all been dictated by this damned website.

    In fairness I've had my hand in small amounts of change to boards itself, so I think we're even.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭MistressPandora


    where would I be...um...not where I am right now probably. Bored, looking for something to read in work most likely.
    *gasp* no...I wouldn't have met all this cool nerds (I thinks that's an oxymoron, perhaps. I wonder, is oxymoron even a word?)! My liver would still be fcuked though.
    /me thinks back to her first boards incident, which would be meeting Doodee way back when...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    i'd still be on www.bolt.com


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I'd have a far far bigger postcount on sin.ie.

    And my life would be less in so many little ways.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    I'd probably have a stamp collection.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Liquorice


    I wouldn't spend my days bitching about the state of the nerd camp board.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    My keyboard would be nice and clean... my living room carpet, however, would be (more) fúcked with ciggie ash and red-wine stains!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭Joseph


    If boards had never existed i would have solved world hunger,You know important stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    I'd have a higher postcount on boards.us


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,007 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    Id be starting at right-back for Chelsea :( , if only the internet never went onto computers ! :mad: .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    I'd probably flame a lot more people on www.gaiaonline.com


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    If boards.ie didn't exist, i reckon I wouldn't be on the net at all.


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Honestly though, I'm not sure if I'd have bothered sticking around on the Internet at all myself either after I lost interest in counter-strike.
    And boards.ie spawned a general interest in forums that I would have entirely missed out on; as it stands most of the major influences in my life are as a direct result of having becoming a part of the boards.ie community.

    And playing CS and joining boards were presented to me together; a friend told me; "Install this, this and this, this program will connect you to the #fortress.ie chatroom, and join up boards.ie then go to the counter-strike board".
    mike65 wrote:
    Not sure which fills me with more dread - no boards or your demise!
    That warms the cockles of my heart mike!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I wouldn't be in touch with a lot of the people I know now and I would at this moment be watching Donnie Darko.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I wouldnt know my friend schteven. and I'd most likely study more. *shuddersome*


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    the very thought of boards not exisitng is scary! :eek:

    hehehe, I wouldnt know half what I know about computers that i do now, I wouldnt have half the friends I do now,
    I'd most likley not be on a computer all day everyday...
    it's just a horrible thought all together cult,
    how dare you make me think about life outside of boards.ie
    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    BEAT wrote:
    how dare you make me think about life outside of boards.ie
    :p


    Let's set fire to him.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Sarky wrote:
    Let's set fire to him.

    /me goes to gather some wood :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭littleninja


    I would probably have moved back to Monaghan last January tbh. My work contract had expired and I was living alone in Dublin where I could barely afford rent as I was living by myself. The only reason I stayed in Dublin was that I had met quite a lot of people whose company I enjoyed through boards and wanted to stay to have a bit more craic with them.

    I would probably still spend loads of time online. Also my liver might have also remained in one piece... well, a little less wrecked that it is now anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Who'd have thought a bunch of nerds could drink so very much, eh? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    You guys are nerds? aw no way!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    wouldnt have had great nites out in dublin. wouldnt have met some really great people [you know who you are]


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    BEAT wrote:
    /me goes to gather some wood :p
    !

    People keep confusing me with Beruthiel; I AM NOT FIT FOR STAKE BURNING.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    CuLT wrote:
    !

    People keep confusing me with Beruthiel; I AM NOT FIT FOR STAKE BURNING.

    hmmm

    /me drops wood and grabs can of petrol....looks for matches


    :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,976 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    hehehe, yeah right.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 10,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭ecksor


    I'd be better educated, more productive and in better physical condition methinks. This place soaks up a minimum of 2 hours per day of my life on average and I used to do more, learn more and train more before I made the commitment to it. Mind you, it seems to have done some good for others so that's ok.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    wouldnt have had great nites out in dublin. wouldnt have met some really great people [you know who you are]

    the exact opposite would have happened had boards.ie not existed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭bug


    i'd be single. :) I wouldnt have met one or two interesting people.

    I would have got to bed earlier though :/


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    CuLT wrote:
    People keep confusing me with Beruthiel; I AM NOT FIT FOR STAKE BURNING.

    me holds cult down while beat gets the fire going!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    me throws petrol over everyone!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    I'd be a virgin.


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wouldn't be posting in this shítty thread. ;)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Beruthiel wrote:
    me holds cult down while beat gets the fire going!

    hmmmm. . . perhaps we should see if he floats like a duck first...then burn him :p


    /me puts down fire wood and pulls cult over to the pond for some dunking fun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Innuendo... Overload... Hhhhnnnnyaaaarrrrgh...


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