This has to be a windup

Hobbes

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Someone tell me this is a windup.

SantaHoe

I hope it's a pìss-take, but it looks like someone put a lot of work into it.


And WTF is this about?
Hardly respectful imagery is it?

Yes, the bible-bashing thugs have come online.

Doc

Did you do the are you going to hell test

"No you Dumb Demon!"
your score is now: 0

LOL

bugler

there seems to be links on it to deadly serious sites.....i just d/led some old hag telling how shes gonna go to "those there catholiiiiiic churches and bust their graven images, coz thats what jesus wants us to do...". I thought it was sposed to be funny
. its not.

Lump

LOL @ Todays headline

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Hanukkah: Jews Celebrating Christ's Murder
Satan's pitchfork has eight points. The Jews call it a menorah, but True Christians know what it really is. </font>

Has to be a **** take, although america does produce some pretty fúcked up people.

John

TwoShedsJackson

It's obviously a pi$$-take, and an extremely funny one too - cheers Hobbes

From their 'Gladiator' review -

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">What will every True Christian despise about this movie? Let's start with the vulgar name attached to the project. It doesn't take a cryptographer to unlock the salacious wordplay of the title to this trashy homage to amorality. Of the seven women from Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers who attended the screening with me, only one did not immediately pick up on the shockingly lewd subliminal message glaring down on us in twelve-foot letters. As my dear Sister-in-Christ, the 81-year-old Mrs. Helen Floribunda pointed out: "It really takes a sick, sick secular mind to give a movie a title like that just to get a puerile giggle out of good, wholesome Christians going around town saying 'Glad He Ate Her.'"

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Hobbes

yea this clinched it for me...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1200/burgerbarn.html



[This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited 03-12-2000).]

Hobbes

It gets funnier the further in you read. The first 1-2 paragraphs seem serious.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Pastor announced this month that the church will do everything it can to prevent any repetition of this tragedy. "I have ordered several true Christian couples to save the 14 Jewish children in Freehold by picking them up at school and bringing them to the members' homes to live," he noted. "They will first be forced to apologize for their ancestors' murder of our Lord and then will accept Christ, whether they like it or not. Sometimes you have to destroy a Jew family in order to save it."

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Panda

If thats not a pi$$-take then i dont know what is! LOL
"Staff members gather to celebrate Christian love in the 'lighting of the cross' ceremony. Comfortable heat-resistant robes are worn for protection and nothing more."
AkA, the KKK buring the cross in their pointy headed cloaks.
They blamed all acts of violence over the last 20 years on rap music.
And then they have a link to the NRA kids site.

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"All those who believe in Telekinesis, please raise my hand...."

Hobbes

oh CB it's funny... it's even funnier reading the letters page from people who thought it was real.

--Kaiser--

HA! If you think thats funny ,you should check out the American Family Association webpage at www.afajournal.org
Its far ,far funnier ,if only because its actually REAL!

sixpack's little hat

C B

obviously a p!$$ take
but in no way funny

C B

well Hobbes I just think that it is too real to be funny. Most things that right wing frealks say are comical except for the fact that they may/do carry out their threats.