Invisible for a day

Chinafoot

If you could be invisible for just one day, what would you do?

DEmeant0r

Go to all female changing rooms and female toilets, hee hee.

asphalt-cushion

Demeant0r wrote:

Go to all female changing rooms and female toilets, hee hee.

The changing rooms i can understand but the toilets...really?

The_B_Man

ye i think you'll find every bloke will answer that. well the changin rooms thing, not sure bout the toilets though!

Pyr0

Go on a Killing spree :cool:

DEmeant0r

To see why it takes them so long to take a piss, duh!

Bela Fleck

Defo the changing rooms. I think that's what most hetro blokes will say.

The_B_Man

we all know why they take so long. they all have a massive lesbian orgy and mud wrestling-fest! duh!

Pyr0

Yeah yeah of course,I have time for both a killing spree followed by a long stop off in the changing rooms

DEmeant0r

Oh, and I would sneak up into the White house and kill Dubya, the world will be alot safer then.

Winters

If you were, I'd advise you to watch out when crossing the roads. You wouldnt want to get knocked down.

Adam

ah come on, be original people! the internet provides services for those of you who would wander changing rooms... with better results too, i mean what would the ratio of hot chicks:mingers be in this country anyway? changing rooms could be an off putting experience....

I'd go to a public place and whisper in random peoples ears about weird stuff, can you imagine the reactions?!

Or carry a pig around on my back for a day. Get rid of that stupid expression about pigs flyin... yeah...

ven0m

Ride my motorcycle & scare the crap outta people..."THAT MOTORCYCLE IS DRIVNG ITSELF!!!!!!"


::: ven0mous :::

Gilgamesh

spend the day, collecting the money in bank tils, throw rubbish at people to start big fights.
rip peoples clothes of in public, while they are standing, waiting for the lights to change green.
Hit on cars very hard, while they are moving slowly, so they think they hit something.
unplug, slot machines just before the guy wins something.
I could go on for days.

chaning room one is old and boring, just think, you are waiting for the next one hoping to come into the room and you see a 'wide-load' sticker moving towards you and then you get crushed.
AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

I am MAN

Whats the story with the changing rooms? I could think of sexier places for women. (lol Mr.Invisble in Dunnes changing rooms)

I would steal alot of money, kill George Bush, Sniff the vag of Cameran Diaz and flick Jt's balls while hes doing her, loads more stuff also

cajun_tiger

sleep.....sleep and then sleep some more

Spalk0

Well the changing rooms has gotta be a top one!

But id also run through and American airport shouting 'Bomb' all the time! hehe

Zapho

I think it'd be better if you could stop time. Then you could to what Milhouse and Bart did to homer. They kept stealing his donut before he could eat it, and then homer got desperate and tried to stab himself, and then found that the knife had turned into a banana! Classic!!!

joejoem

I would definitly go mess with peoples heads, move things when they werent looking, whisper in there ear, pinch a girls arse so they guy behind her gets in trouble. Ha ha pinch a bean Garda's arse so someone else gets in trouble. And I would like to break into some secret US files and find out the truth about some conspiricies.

Gonzorex

I'd kick Louis Walsh in the ball-bag every 20 minutes (or 10 minutes if he was especially annoying . . . so more likely to be every 10 then)

Hobbes

Demeant0r wrote:

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Let me know if the Secret Service come visit you this christmas.

steveland?

Definitly just mess with peoples heads... like stand behind them and blow in their ear or start whispering or creaking floorboards or something...

Plus womens showers somewhere.... communal showers... yummy...

ShiverinEskimo

Depends, do the things you touch become invisible also? because robbing a bank or a till wouldn't really work if someone just sees money floating out the door.

I wonder how many people would have a **** right beside the people we fancy the most...hehehe - does the result of a **** stay invisible???

Victor

Hobbes wrote:

Let me know if the Secret Service come visit you this christmas.

It's OK, they can't see this.

:eek:

TUTS

Give a knock into the local Garda station.... ah aha aha haa aha ha aha aha haa ha ah aaha haha the hole day ....ahhh fun. Go for a drive in a cop car with cop clothes .... pull a few people go up to the window....and go excuse me im a bit lost at the mom.... hehe ehee

Funky

RaPE.OLseN.TWiNS.

humdrum

^^ agreed

parasite

i'd do stuff so depraved, I couldn't possibly say ¬_¬

Shrimp

holy CRap would that be good... imagine poking somone haha.. they wouldnt know wtf is goin on

I'd also, walk around naked.. lol..you'd have to otherwise your cloths would be floating.. emm I'd just randomly start to feel some girl up.. Emm tell my friend to kick a soccer ball and i'd make it shoot around in random directions..

JohnCleary

So many ideas, so little time.

NeoSlicerZ

;-) I'd look forward to that.

Shrimp

haha.. damn straight

mayordenis

id go to anfield and just as dudek kicks out the ball id pick it up and run the pitch and dodge all the players and just lob it in the goal.

The_B_Man

liverpool r teh ghey. merry bloomin christmas! eye up teh neckid chicks.

CuLT

parasite wrote:

i'd do stuff so depraved, I couldn't possibly say ¬_¬

agreed

Agent Smith

i'd like to mess with people's heads,
i'm sick in that sort of way

Mossy Monk

i'd be a pervert

Chong

Girls Changing rooms for sure.

Heineken

I'd hate it if I was invisible cause my good looks would be going to waste! I could get a woman anyway without being invisible you sickos!

Shrimp

Yeah.. but see your boyish good looks can be sensed.... they dont need to actually see you to go weak at the knees!