have you seen the light?

LoLth

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes
upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds to walk
into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find
Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs
him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the
drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I
haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water
again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of
the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The
drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk
in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30
seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him
up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have
you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher:

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Ragamuffin

could see it a mile away, or to be modern, a kilometre away

goin'_to_the_PS

hahahaha lol lol lol lol