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Jeopardy

  • 13-12-2004 2:08pm
    #1
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭


    We all know how Jeopardy works... you get an answer and have to come up with a question... since this is the Cuckoos Nest let's play.. Questions need not make sense...

    After you give a question give an answer for the next poster to give a question to and so on.

    Let's get the ball rolling:

    Bananas


Comments

  • #2
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Q: Boomerangs are related to?

    ********

    A: Corned Beef!


  • #3
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Q. What did I learn the hard way is impossible to take intravenously

    *******

    A. A busfull of old people


  • #4
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Q: To get the party going you'll need some booze, crisps, a donkey and what else?

    *****

    A: Gone with the wind


  • #5
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    My Hat was

    ***********************

    Body boarding?


  • #6
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    The Coventy Collection was born with which astronaut

    **********

    5 Cash Colums


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  • #7
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    How many cash colums would i have if i added 4 cash colums to my single cash colum.?


    ***************

    choked to death on lego blocks and lumps of cocain.


  • #8
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Q: A great way to kill mice is to get them to?

    *****

    A: He was a lighthouse keeper and when he turned off the light he turned off the light on the light house. So during the night a ship or ships crashed into the rocks on which the Lighthouse was warning shipping about, and in the morning there were a load of dead bodies around him.


  • #9
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Q. What was wrecking my head for aaaaages....


    *********************

    A. My left one


  • #10
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Which eye dances a merry dance when it hears the word 'orangutan?'

    ***********
    A. Your Ma


  • #11
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Wouldn't want to mess with whosaysdansma....cos she's scary

    ***************************

    Nipple Rings


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  • #12
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Q. What should you not connect to hooks and pull really hard?

    ****************

    A. PH01's back passage


  • #13
    woosaysdansma
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭woosaysdansma


    Q. Where will youfind an interesting collection of China figurines and possibly some fudge?

    *******************

    A. Caustic soda


  • #14
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    What should you never mix with paint stripper then drink?
    *************
    42


  • #15
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Q. How many golf balls can woosaysdan fit "up there"?

    ************************8

    A. Turkey neck


  • #16
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    What makes the best straw for a pina colada?


    **********************************

    cup of tea and a gigantic sex toy


  • #17
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Q. What does ColHol spend Saturday nights with?

    ************************

    A. Strained gibletts


  • #18
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    What did SteveD end up with after slapping ColHol's Ma's ass?

    *************

    A Dead Baby


  • #19
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    What makes for some very funny jokes (but will get ya banned from humour)?

    *************************

    Three ounces


  • #20
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    H


  • #21
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    How much does my brain weigh?

    ***************

    Pink Fluffy Handcuffs


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  • #22
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Gummy's favourite bedtime toy?!?!?!

    ************************************

    Lavender scented candles....


  • #23
    roar_ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭roar_ie


    What is a good present for my mom?

    ****************************

    horse hair


  • #24
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Q. What did I replace my pubes with when I was 'entertaining' myself with a candle which i didn't realised was lit?

    **************************

    A. A photo of a drunken midget eating a giant cow while doing a headstand on a rhino


  • #25
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Duffy's Circus on their Xmas piss up!

    *************************************

    Worms in a beaker of cider doing the tango


  • #26
    Ali Cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭Ali Cat


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    11001000000111010001101000011001010010000001010110011010010110110001101100
    01100001011001110110010100111111

    ********************

    Binary


  • #27
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    SteveD wrote:
    ...
    A. PH01's back passage
    Oi! You nasty ƒucker! If there was neg rep points I'd be giving you 'em for a week!
    You're on my list mister! Nobody likes being on my list!


  • #28
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    is what santa claus says to bad kids?




    mutant space turkeys from mars


  • #29
    Pinkchick03
    Closed Accounts Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Pinkchick03


    Are very good to eat on Christmas day -mmm tasty!

    ******************
    Jammie Dodgers


  • #30
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    PH01 wrote:
    Oi! You nasty ƒucker! If there was neg rep points I'd be giving you 'em for a week!
    You're on my list mister! Nobody likes being on my list!
    Aww

    /me hugs


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  • #31
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Q: What gets you out of Jail!

    ****

    A: 5 gold rings!


  • #32
    Pinkchick03
    Closed Accounts Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Pinkchick03


    On a gypsy's finger ;)

    *********************
    Liverpool FC


  • #33
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    A crowd of hopefuls

    ************************

    Christmas Cards


  • #34
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    no one sends you any..


    coconuts


  • #35
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Q: I've got a lovely pair of?

    ______________

    A: €0.99¢


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