do u know the words to this song

whoareya

any 1 kno the words to that party song "im going to build a house,a public house ...it will have one bar...a mile long" cant remember the rest???

pickarooney

someone else looking for the words, but who knows a few more of them here. might jog your memory.

whoareya

thats the one alright seems to be missing the end aswell tho!!

whoareya

bump

EKRIUQ

Hers's bits I can remember

I'm going to build a house , BOO!
A public House , Hooray!!

1 bar , BOO!
A Mile Long, Hooray!!

Only one barmaid , BOO!
For every Customer , Hooray!!

Gets raided by the Garda , BOO!
The ban Garda's, Hooray!!

The ban garda takes your name and address, BOO!
And telephone number, Hooray!!

Get a lift home in a squad car , BOO!
Ban Garda driving it Yea!!!

Shes wearing sun glasses , BOO!
AND NOTHING ELSE, Hooray!!

Thats all I can remember there's probaby more

EKRIUQ

Anyone else know this song in its entirity

Adam

where did you hear this song?

whoareya

At a Party down the country..its starting to wreck me head now

viking

God, I remember that from my scouting days...

They don't serve pints of beer, BOO!
Only buckets, Hooray!!

The buckets have holes in them, BOO!
At the top, Hooray!!

Hehe, class when there's a gang of 'yis together.

V

The bean garda put you in the back of her car - boo
She got in too - Yeah!

She put you in handcuffs -boo!
pink fluffy ones - yeah!

Adam

this song really doesnt seem to exist....

whoareya

fade_to_grey wrote:

this song really doesnt seem to exist....

good man! thats why various people are able to remember bits and pieces of the song that ...doesn't exist?

gogo

We get thrown in prision boo
An all female prision horray

We got kicked out Boo
But we break back in again. Horray

A friend of mine signs this all the time - will get the words from him for you, you didn't happen to hear it down the laois way did you if so - it was him that was singing it, as he gets shouted at to sing it every weekend.
Its a great song when one is drunk,
AFAIK its an old rugby song.

EKRIUQ

That songs going around for years, about 15 since I first heard it, great song if you can't sing.

cujimmy

O god, I remember this from my days as a boy sprout. You just make it up as you go along with everybody taking a turn to come up with a new and "witty" line. Try it

Blisterman

Well that explains why noone knows the words.

whoareya

im going to build a house.... boooo
a public house!yeaaaaa!!
it will have one bar..... boooo
a mile long!yeaaaaa!!
it will have one barmaid....boooo
for every table!yeaaaaa!!
she'll wear glasses boooo
and nothing else!yeaaaaa!!
it wont serve pints....boooo
only buckets!yeaaaaa!!
the gards arrive..boooo
its a bangarda!!yeaaaaa!!
she has handcuffs..boooo
pink fluffy ones!yeaaaaa!!

edit this and insert lines you know or make corrections

whoareya

thats not the one i heard buddy!!

whoareya

thisisutility_ wrote:

Yeah well guess what - it's a million times better than any of the faggoty ones mentioned already.


so stfu and die plz.

well have to get the mods to decode ur other username by ur operating url address and ban both of your usernames.

DerekZoolander

Namesco wrote: »

Anyone else know this song in its entirity

i think it goes something like this:

my grandfather died. Boo
he left me some money. yeah

i bought a house. Boo
a public house. yeah

it had 1 bar. boo
a mile long. yeah

it didn't serve pints. boo
only gallons. yeah

it had one barmaid. boo
for every man. yeah

it had a jacks. boo
a womans jacks. yeah

which had four walls. boo
made of glass. yeah

then the gards came.boo
the ban gardai. yeah

they wore glasses. boo
and nothing else. yeah

they took me to a camp. boo
a nudiest camp. yeah

i caught a fox. boo
Samantha fox. yeah......

thats about all i can remember dude!!!!

DerekZoolander

does anyone know the funny version of that song sweet violets.

the start is something like " there once was a farmer who sat on a rock, and thought he'd invented a new way to........... educate the people to read and to write, while the old farmers wife was out shovling........ straw in the meadow???????/??


something like that. anyone know??

James Forde

just google it for pete's sake

DerekZoolander

thanks for that dude but of course i have tried that all ready nothing comes up for it.

fitz0

DerekZoolander wrote: »

does anyone know the funny version of that song sweet violets.

the start is something like " there once was a farmer who sat on a rock, and thought he'd invented a new way to........... educate the people to read and to write, while the old farmers wife was out shovling........ straw in the meadow???????/??


something like that. anyone know??

Seamus Moore sang it. I think its called the Old Farmer

Karoma

Music forum, google, whatever.
Don't drag up old threads please: it makes some of the natives do bad things to little puppies.