Best Closing Line

Chief

We've had the openers.. what about the closing ones..

without you... without you everything falls apart, without you... its not as much fun to pick up the pieces.

]\/[ - the perfect drug

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WE! We belong... We belong together! together! ooh!

Pearl Jam - Black (acoustic) wailed by many
a buncrana lad (me 'n' FB included).

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"LOSE me.. Hate me.. SMASH me..
ERASE me.. KILL me.."

nine inch nails - eraser

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Bard

"Nothing really matters/ Nothing really matters/ To meeeeeeeeee/ ... (( any way the wind blowwwwwss ))"
- Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody

"So f**king what!"
- Metallica: So What!
(it starts like that too )

"Suck my balls!"
- Terrence and Phillip - Unclefucka'

"And I swear that I don't have a gun/ No I don't have a gun"
- Nirvana: Come As You Are

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Bard

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'First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'

Lucutus

"...And the memory of her sighs that it's over"
Jeff Buckley, Last Goodbye.

Lucutus

Kali

The whole of One Very Important Thought on BOC Maxima or Music Has The Right To Children by Boards Of Canada.

or

"Goodbye all you people theres nothing you can say, to make me change my mind, goodbye..." and then the lights come up and the first half of The Wall is over... spectacular.

or

"..and no-one sings me lullabies and no-one makes me close my eyes, and so I throw the windows wide, and call to you across the sky..."

Gordon

"...and if she don't love me no more... I'm sure her sister will!"
Jimi Hendrix: Red House

Dont be at yourself

"I'm on the highway to hell"
- AC/DC: Highway To Hell

"This ain't the planet of sound"
- Pixies: Planet Of Sound

"I don't know what its like, I don't know what its like, I don't know what its like to be like you, I don't know, so I keep my mouth - "
- Reel Big Fish: F*ck Off Song

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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.

Karl Hungus

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS C*CKS IN HELL!!!"

Marduk - Christ-Raping Black Metal

Damned if I didn't laugh my ass off at that!

Or...

"At the time, I thought could love no other
Till I heard you say, that I was your brother
In your E-mail said how much we look like twins
How it turned you on, just knowing it's a sin"

Type O Negative - Stay Out Of My Dreams

A sick, sick song about a guy finding out the girl he was ****ing, was actualy his sister!
Man, some twisted ****ing humor!


There are probably tonnes more really good ones, but this is fun for now!

PiE

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by AngelWhore:

"At the time, I thought could love no other
Till I heard you say, that I was your brother"
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Hahahahhahahahah!

Aww man that takes the biscuit.

cournioni

Pantera - Uplift
And if this message bothers you, you know
Just kiss my ****ing ass hole

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Strength Beyond Strength
There is nothing. No education. No family life to open my
Arms to. You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
I'll be broke in a gutter.
I know the opinion. A broken record. **** you and your
College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all.

Karl Hungus

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PiE:
Hahahahhahahahah!

Aww man that takes the biscuit.

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They really are the funniest band EVER.

Pete Steele is a genious!

Another great song is My Girlfriend's Girlfriend!

cournioni

Yea..... he's one dry ass ****er but he makes some funny lyrics.

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Strength Beyond Strength
There is nothing. No education. No family life to open my
Arms to. You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
I'll be broke in a gutter.
I know the opinion. A broken record. **** you and your
College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all.

Robbo

You'll find that once you analyse them, most metal lyrics are infact, hilarious.

The much derided Manowar were probably the most earnest of all culprits.

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Rob.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die".

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Robbo:

The much derided Manowar were probably the most earnest of all culprits.
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Yeah... "Oh to be the master of the wind..."

Phwoarr... with that flatulence mate? Sure thing

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Bard

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'First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'

Robbo

True metal warriors,

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL AND THEY SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL
WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD
WHEN LOSERS SAY IT'S OVER WITH YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A LIE
THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL AND IT'S NEVER GONNA DIE
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That was so articulate, it *deserved* Caps.

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Rob.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die".

Karl Hungus

LMAO!!!

Man, that deserves a plyd!

Jim Daniels

I wanted to tell you all the ways that I loved you but instead I got sick on the train.
--Handsome Family--

Sincerely, L Cohen.
--Leonard Cohen--

Lucutus

"Who waits forever anyway?"
Queen - Who Wants to Live Forever

Luc

Robbo

Manowar have a host of fantastic achievements behind them.

They were at one stage the loudest band on earth (although I think ACDC may have surpassed this, wan Angus). They were fond of creating cod-classical music in a metal stylee (they ever reworked "Flight of the Bumblebee". They rode on stage on Harleys.

They're not to far removed from that which you listen to Angelwhore, its just you can sub in "homo-erotic imagery" in place of "pasty faced church burners".

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Rob.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die".

Dun

"What's so civil about war anyway?"

Guns 'n' Roses - Civil War

smackbunnybaby

jeff buckley dream brother,

"asleep in the sands with the ocean washing over"

Kali

bah. old thread alert. may it not rest in peace.

thedrowner

look at my sig.

how does it make u feel-air

The Gopher

"Smoke weed every day"Nate Dogg The Next Episode

Its just cool the way the song ends and 5 seconds later out of the silence comes this line

byte

Originally posted by dun_do_bheal
"What's so civil about war anyway?"

Guns 'n' Roses - Civil War

Yea, that's a good yin.

DiscoStu

"Lets go over to Marshal Durbans and hang some more chickens"

Afroman - Because I Got High.

yeahhhhh.

Dun

Originally posted by Kali
bah. old thread alert. may it not rest in peace.

Guilty! Just loved that Guns 'n' Roses line.

Another couple I love for the raw energy are:

"Done, done on to the next one, done I'm done and I'm onto the next"
Foo Fighters - All My Life

and the "a denial" chant from the end of Nirvana's Teen Spirit.

"Lying sideways atop crumpled sheets and no covers he decides to dream... Dream up a new self for himself..."

Pearl Jam - I'm Open

Okie

"Aaaaannnnndddd sheeeeeeee's buuuuuyyyyiiiinnnggggg a stairway to heaaaaavennnnn"
Led Zeppelin

Karl Hungus

Can anyone else say:

Bard

It may have taken 15 months ... but someone finally twigged the similarity between this one...

Originally posted by Lucutus
"Who waits forever anyway?"
Queen - Who Wants to Live Forever

Luc

and

"What's so civil about war anyway?"

Guns 'n' Roses - Civil War

... and the old post dredger award goes to... dun_do_bheal... yayyyyy...

Dun

FFS - first and last time I do that..:o

Missed that Queen quote on first reading.

/me is led away in shackles..

lamda

Get Pissed, Destroooyy
Its gotta be the Pistols!!:D