Holt - Cynical Australia/Musical Tie-in Marketing Ploy

Al Katraz

Sick of being bored by students returning from their year out in
Australia?

Can’t stomach any more photos of pretty, tanned people you’ll
never meet, who were just "mad"?

Miss the thrill of bleach-haired Australian youths getting their
mickeys out at every available opportunity?

Thinking of shoving some sharp pencils up your nose to
escape the living hell of your call-centre Christmas party?

DON’T DO IT!

until you’ve heard the HOLT album! Then maybe do it.


Newly available in Dublin from

Tower Records – Wicklow St
City Discs – Temple Bar
Freebird – O’Connell Bridge
Secret Book & Record Store – Wicklow St
Road Records – Fade St

And also by post from www.desertedvillage.com

At a mere €10, 80 MILE BEACH by HOLT is the perfect
Christmas present for the Australia bore in your life.

Thinking of boring your soon to be forgotten ‘friends’ with how
you’re "doing the Australia thing"? Listen to Holt instead! If 80
Mile Beach doesn’t put you off, nothing will!

MARVEL as Holt evokes the wonders of the continent’s
sweeping deserts!

WONDER at more sweeping deserts

PUZZLE at the continued sweepingness of yet more deserts!

80 Mile Beach by Holt: an album written by Irish Australia bores
for Australia bores of both Irish and Australian extraction.

Actually, it’s quite good. Honest:

"A subdued and truly lovely debut" – The Sunday Tribune

"A warmer Johnny Cash … the music itself is more than
enough reason to dive headlong into Holt’s world and possibly
never come back" – Hot Press

"Unabashedly schmaltzy" – The Irish Times

"The find of the year" – John Cavanagh, Radio Six, Glasgow

haroldholtmusic@yahoo.co.uk

therecklessone

Sub-standard pimpage TBH.

*yawn*

Al Katraz

I'll live

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

why

Bri

My my this is one of the worst posts ever.

EVER.

therecklessone

Al Katraz wrote:

I'll live

What an awful pity.

A big shiny sh*te on your pillow my friend.

Al Katraz

a) Patently not your friend, pal

b) Didn't ring you up in the middle of your dinner to conduct a phone poll or stop you in the street looking for your credit card number, so don't be such a whinging child

c) 3,000+ posts reveal that perhaps you spend too much time looking at computers

therecklessone

Al Katraz wrote:

a) Patently not your friend, pal

b) Didn't ring you up in the middle of your dinner to conduct a phone poll or stop you in the street looking for your credit card number, so don't be such a whinging child

c) 3,000+ posts reveal that perhaps you spend too much time looking at computers

a) And with friends like you, who'd need enemies?

b) This is the travel board, not the pimping your own/your mates/your aul wan's band board, so don't be such an annoying tit.

c) Four posts from you reveal that perhaps you belong on my ignore list.

DadaKopf

You Guys Rock!!!