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Stranded On An Island

  • 08-12-2004 1:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35


    On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
    following people are stranded:

    - Two Italian men and one Italian woman
    - Two French men and one French woman
    - Two German men and one German woman
    - Two Greek men and one Greek woman
    - Two English men and one English woman
    - Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
    - Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
    - Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
    - Two Irish men and one Irish woman
    - Two American men and one American woman

    One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
    middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    * One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    * The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
    in a menage a trois.

    * The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
    visits with the German woman.

    * The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman
    is cleaning and cooking for them.

    * The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
    the English woman.

    * The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and
    started swimming to another island.

    * The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

    * The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
    store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to
    supply employees for their store.

    * The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set
    up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
    somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
    satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

    * The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the
    American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her
    body, the true
    nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do
    anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
    household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last
    boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and
    how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems,
    and why didn't they bring a goddamn cell phone so they could call 911 and get
    them all rescued off this godforsaken deserted island in the middle of
    f___ing nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping...

    ;):D:D


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