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So I'm making up a person called Joey

  • 05-12-2004 8:58pm
    #1
    Numina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭


    He's 16 Has brown hair and blue eyes, any Ideas


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  • #2
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    How YOU doin'?


  • #3
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    he likes reading mystery novels by the beach.


  • #4
    cyberbob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭cyberbob


    he owes me money


  • #5
    bus77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    your money is in a mystery novel, by the beach


  • #6
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,365 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Oi, give me back my avatar!!!!!


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  • #7
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    He likes toes


  • #8
    Numina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    He has to be believable


  • #9
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Well seeing as how you know him he scabbed some drugs off of me a few weeks ago. Tell him if he doesn't pay me back I'm coming after him with a hammer... K?


  • #10
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    He wears his mother's panties on his head when he's bashing the bishop.


  • #11
    koneko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    do your own homework! Cuckoo's nest is not for serious discussions. everyone here is insane.


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  • #12
    cyberbob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭cyberbob


    therecklessone wrote:
    He wears his mother's panties on his head when he's bashing the bishop.

    looks like somebodys using humour as a form fo subtle confession


  • #13
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    cyberbob wrote:
    looks like somebodys using humour as a form fo subtle confession

    Looks like somebody needs to forget his "Freud for Dummies" when posting on d'internet.

    NEXT!

    Wibble wibble wibble...


  • #14
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    therecklessone wrote:
    Looks like somebody needs to forget his "Freud for Dummies" when posting on d'internet.
    What's a Freudian Slip?

    It's when you confuse one word with a mother


  • #15
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    psst: SteveD: Got any drugs? erm....Joey said he'd pay for them.


  • #16
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    And he has one eye green and the other is blue. And yellow hair. And a red nose that glows in the dark.


  • #17
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    His feet are webbed (that's why he's at the beach). And he likes candyfloss??!?!?!?


  • #18
    Numina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    and likes to scuba dive


  • #19
    The Muppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,006 ✭✭✭✭The Muppet


    Don't forget the Acne an the chip on his shoulder.


  • #20
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    At weekends, his name is Susan.


  • #21
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    He's bored to tears by this thread...

    *yawn*


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  • #22
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Cos we forgot to mention his hamster


  • #23
    woosaysdansma
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭woosaysdansma


    Why is Joey crying? Did his hamster die?


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's in a very uncomfortable place.


  • #25
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Get it out of your pocket! If I've told you once I've told you a million times......STOP!


  • #26
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Rozabeez wrote:
    psst: SteveD: Got any drugs? erm....Joey said he'd pay for them.
    Look you don't want to be in the same boat as Joey... unless it's a yacht... that'd be pretty cool...


  • #27
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Or a boat that could transform into a ROBOT NINJA!


  • #28
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    pfft, that boat is soooo last week. now it's a boat that turns into a robot ninja hero myrtle


  • #29
    Corruptedmorals
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,195 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    Mrytle?


  • #30
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Corruptedmorals wrote:
    Mrytle?

    kind of like a turtle except its got more Mryt, than a normal turtle..

    so does joey "lend" his hamster.. its for a friend..(swear)


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  • #31
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    duh! cm...get with the programme!


  • #32
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    He Is like Jesus but more Hindu and less Jewish.


  • #33
    Corruptedmorals
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,195 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    Gummybearz!!! wrote:
    He Is like Jesus but more Hindu and less Jewish.



    Bring back Elmo!


  • #34
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Make him 18 and then send him over to my house, I will fill in the rest :D


  • #35
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    I'll watch!


  • #36
    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Can I bring my camcorder :p


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  • #37
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    He's from Oz 'cos his father was a kangeroo, (well that's what his mum said when he asked who his father was)
    and has LOTS of brown hair..


  • #38
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    He touches himself in an inappropriate manner when using public transport.


  • #39
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And when he's not using public transport.


  • #40
    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Hmm fantasy. Gorgeous women touch me innapropriately on Luas - However DART will do. I'm definitely a pervert! :p


  • #41
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Joey's after comming out to his pet dog spot that he gay!! and fancies Brian Cowen


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