Christmas question for the gurls!

Gav1n

Well... here it is...

Would you sleep with an elf, if it meant getting a better christmas present?

Raphael

I heard myself proclaim'd;
And by the happy hollow of a tree
Escap'd the hunt. No port is free; no place
That guard and most unusual vigilance
Does not attend my taking. While I may scape,
I will preserve myself: and am bethought
To take the basest and most poorest shape
That ever penury, in contempt of man,
Brought near to beast: my face I'll grime with filth;
Blanket my loins; elf all my hair in knots;
And with presented nakedness outface
The winds and persecutions of the sky.
The country gives me proof and precedent
Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices,
Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms
Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary;
And with this horrible object, from low farms,
Poor pelting villages, sheep-cotes, and mills,
Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers,
Enforce their charity.—Poor Turlygod! poor Tom!
That's something yet:—Edgar I nothing am.
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This thread belongs in the cukoo's nest tbh

Blisterman

I'm not a girl, so it would have to be a really great present.

Canis Lupus

Gav1n wrote:

Well... here it is...

Would you sleep with an elf, if it meant getting a better christmas present?

How bored are u to think of that question?.... or disturbed.... replace "bored" with "disturbed" for an equally valid question.

simu

Hmm, let me see...


no.

Agent Smith

i'd do it.....


/me wants a private army for christmas

Gav1n

Canis Lupus wrote:

How bored are u to think of that question?.... or disturbed.... replace "bored" with "disturbed" for an equally valid question.

Haha! How bored are you to reply to me?!

Next question... replace "question" with "smartarse comment" for an equally valid request. :cool:

Canis Lupus

Gav1n wrote:

Haha! How bored are you to reply to me?!

Next question... replace "question" with "smartarse comment" for an equally valid request. :cool:

Stupid topics deserve smart arse comments altho I prefer the word witty.

Seraphina

how much better is the pressie?
i mean, are we talking anything i want here?

Canis Lupus

Seraphina wrote:

how much better is the pressie?
i mean, are we talking anything i want here?

A girl with flexible principles???

Gandhi

Gav1n wrote:

Well... here it is...

Would you sleep with an elf, if it meant getting a better christmas present?

How is that just a question for the girls? There are probably female elves too. Not to mention a rake of gay elves, judging by the way they dress and prance around.

And yes. With a girl elf - not a gay elf, or maybe depending on the present.

Caesar_Bojangle

Seraphina wrote:

how much better is the pressie?
i mean, are we talking anything i want here?

does caesar bojangle wrapped in tinfoil do anything for you?

L!aM

Gandhi wrote:

How is that just a question for the girls? There are probably female elves too. Not to mention a rake of gay elves, judging by the way they dress and prance around.

And yes. With a girl elf - not a gay elf, or maybe depending on the present.

Bridget the midget floats your boat?

StupidLikeAFox

the real question is would the elf sleep with you?

sceptre

Gav1n wrote:

Well... here it is...

Would you sleep with an elf, if it meant getting a better christmas present?

Couldn't this be translated into realese as "would you go out with a really ugly bloke with no personality if he was loaded?"