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Has to be a joke

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Lol... The scary thing is some people probably do watch these videos and think they're black belts at the end of it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    for 2nd kyu "This level focuses on advanced falling, leaping, and evasion skills"

    for 1st kyu "This tape covers Stealth movement and Gotonpo (body concealment methods using nature to escape)."

    40 bucks a tape im getting one quick, bargain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,577 ✭✭✭Colm_OReilly


    probably about as effective as 90% of ma's out there...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,698 ✭✭✭garthv


    for 2nd kyu "This level focuses on advanced falling, leaping, and evasion skills"

    for 1st kyu "This tape covers Stealth movement and Gotonpo (body concealment methods using nature to escape)."

    40 bucks a tape im getting one quick, bargain.
    40 bucks?!more like 400 mate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    ah, but i can do it from the comfort of my own home, without ever having to interact with anyone!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Here, there's a Humour board for this sort of thing.

    If you like the above site, you may like this one too:
    http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭columok


    I'm getting my Mum the complete set for christmas - just to see her flip out on christmas morning.

    Damn ninjas! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭dabhal


    dent wrote:
    Found this while browsing.

    http://www.ninjutsu.com/whatwylearn.shtml

    A new low for MA.


    I don't think so, this Crap has been around ever since "ninjas" appeared in films in the 60 's 70's. Funny in a way but a show of how stupid some people really are.

    Dabhal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 614 ✭✭✭dent


    Its stuff straight out of the American Ninja films. Classic marketing. You wonder if that "Master Richard Van Donk" chap actually believes it works or is just a con artist. Any Ninjutsu people that would like to comment on it.

    Did you look in the photos section? Looks like MC Hammer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pearsquasher


    :D
    I don't know anything about Mr. Van Donk personally speaking and would be very wary of his home video course myself, but I do know that he trains regularily in Japan with the Bujinkan masters and grandmasters. Hatsumi lets everyone train if they have a good heart.

    What can i say? He's American!

    Grandmaster Hatsumi who created the Bujinkan gives students pretty much free reign on how they "sell" the art in their own country as long as what they teach is Bujinkan. We all know the yanks can be pretty "flamboyant" and "flashy" and so too can Hatsumi in his own way from what ive seen, but i would agree, on first glance, that a home training video is a little ... em, weird. :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭Musashi




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    Musashi wrote:

    Speaking of sambo anyone do that? i'd love to have a crack at it. dit are trying to start a club up. pity im not in dit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭Musashi


    Dunno about Sambo but any of this going on??

    http://www.canadas-best.com/images/ISRPM_clipDSL.wmv

    I'd like to put more wrestling and grappling together with my TKD to have something more rounded like these lads.
    I liked some of the stuff in Bas Ruttens SD videos, hard and nasty!

    OK some Combat Sambo clip I found.

    http://edinoborstva.ru/video/bezo_seminar.mpg
    http://www.americansamboassociation.com/ under video clips
    looks like Sambo is mainly Judo anyway, maybe more leg locks?

    Do the SBG gyms here teach the stuff in the top clip??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,577 ✭✭✭Colm_OReilly


    Do the SBG gyms here teach the stuff in the top clip??

    The ISR Matrix was developed by Luis Guitterez, Vice President of SBGi. The clip you've posted is refering the Personal Management (self defence) program. The ISR is a law enforcement program that is essentially all three ranges combined with some "dirt"
    I'd like to put more wrestling and grappling together with my TKD to have something more rounded like these lads.

    Why don't you visit one of the SBG's in Dublin? There's UCD BJJ, Two Kings MMA, andSBG Ireland Headquarters

    Take Care,
    Colm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,799 ✭✭✭Clive


    Musashi wrote:
    looks like Sambo is mainly Judo anyway, maybe more leg locks?

    Sambo is similar to judo. Sambo wears a similar (but slightly different) jacket to judo and shorts, and to my knowledge is less stringent in it's gripping rules. Sambo is known for it's excellent leg locks and also it's much harder to score an instant victory with a throw (an ippon throw in judo) because you must remain standing while you land the opponent on his shoulders.


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