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Duck walks into a hardware store .......

Trizo · 2004-12-01 11:38:47

Duck walks into a hardware store and says "do you have ne gwapes?" the guys says no and the duck leaves. the next day the duck comes back and the same guy is there the duck asks "Do you have ne gwapes?" the guys says no again. next day again the duck askes the guy "do you have ne gwapes?" this time the guys says "no and if…

01-12-2004 11:38am

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Trizo

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Duck walks into a hardware store and says "do you have ne gwapes?" the guys says no and the duck leaves. the next day the duck comes back and the same guy is there the duck asks "Do you have ne gwapes?" the guys says no again. next day again the duck askes the guy "do you have ne gwapes?" this time the guys says "no and if you ask me that again i will staple your feet to the floor." the next day the duck comes back and this time askes "do you have ne staples?" the guy says "no" then the duck askes "do you have ne gwapes?'

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#2 01-12-2004 12:24pm

WexCan

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lacking something methinks...

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#3 01-12-2004 12:50pm

weerez

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Duck walks into a hardware shop

Duck:One hammer please

Shop assistant: That'll be 12.95

Duck: Put it on my bill

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#4 02-12-2004 10:32pm

Oriel

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Duck walks into a hardware store and carries out a successful transfer of funds in exchange for goods and/or services while enjoying a tally of whisp banter with the sales clerk. The End.

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