ahhhhhhhhhh!

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going for my first ever interview for a six month co-op program with BOSE in the states. anyone got any final words of encouragement for me?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i hear al quaeda are planning another attack on american soil in the new year...

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Mordeth wrote:

i hear al quaeda are planning another attack on american soil in the new year...

hope they dont hit Boston then....

Spalk0

sound_wave wrote:

going for my first ever interview for a six month co-op program with BOSE in the states. anyone got any final words of encouragement for me?

Yeah.....be yourself! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i knew someone was gonna say that

Sarky

If it doesn't seem to be going well, try putting your tongue in the interviewer's ear. If you're going down, you may as well go down in flames...

sound_wave

unfortunatly for me its a video conference interview...fancy stuff i know...

woosaysdan

dont tell them about your little accident you had at the last place you worked!!! i have never seen so many fire engines than i did that day

Gilgamesh

from my experience with BOSE Reps in the past, just remember..... BOSE IS THE BEST THING SINCE FREE PORN!!!!!, LOL
they are quite brainwashed in that company, say you've seen similar systems, but nothing could compair with the quality of pure soundof the Bose systems, and ... and... and.. ohyeah, they are worth every bit of their money, ;-)
then they will eat out of your hand, hehe

D!ve^Bomb!

Tell a joke. I like jokes.

Walk in with a stupid craig david mask and shout BOSE-LECTA!!

Job is in the bag


please note: bin bag may apply

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Gilgamesh wrote:

from my experience with BOSE Reps in the past, just remember..... BOSE IS THE BEST THING SINCE FREE PORN!!!!!, LOL
they are quite brainwashed in that company, say you've seen similar systems, but nothing could compair with the quality of pure soundof the Bose systems, and ... and... and.. ohyeah, they are worth every bit of their money, ;-)
then they will eat out of your hand, hehe

Since free porn...you jest!! will take it on board my friend, if all else fails and im losing it ill just leave them with that little jem and the positions as good as mine.!

karlh

i have a large penis.

karlh

karlh wrote:

i have a large penis.

I can't quite make the connection there....

woosaysdan

Sarky wrote:

If it doesn't seem to be going well, try putting your tongue in the interviewer's ear. If you're going down, you may as well go down in flames...

sound_wave wrote:

unfortunatly for me its a video conference interview...fancy stuff i know...

ask them to cyber then

D!ve^Bomb!

a/s/l

Sarky

/me puts on his robes and wizard hat

impr0v

Repeatedly pause mid-sentence, with mouth open and don't blink. Hold breath for 20 seconds and then start talking in the middle of a completely different sentence. They'll presume that the video conferencing equipment is fuxt and that they missed the bits where you came across as a good candidate.

sound_wave

well...

walked in to the video conference room and bam 5 people staring at me, boy was i crapping it! Anyway, played it cool and talked the talk, if i dont get it ill have learned a little more about the interview process.

phew..thank **** thats over

ShiverinEskimo

I had an interview this morning for a part time job while at college(nothin fancy) Best one I've ever had. first thing she said was " now dont go into interview mode, this isn't a court of law, its just me having a chat with you" If i am ever in the position where i'm interviewing someone i'm going to say that because it made me relax so much and then I was able to think straight. I just hope i get the ****in job now.

stagolee

my last job before this one the first words my boss said to me in the interview was "what'rye drinkin? heiniken? right" and got me a pint

all job interviews should be done in the pub