My eye brows are higher in the morning!

Rescue Blues

I've noticed that there is more skin visable between my eye lids and my brows shortly after I'm out of bed. I think for maybe about a half hour. Has anyone else noticed this about themselves? Why would this be?

I wonder if it were possible to sleep upside down, would this cause my brows to be even higher again after it!

igCorcaigh

Are you a bat? 🦇

Ray Palmer

you are having a stroke

NIMAN

Have you real eyebrows or those huge painted on things that look like slugs?

highpitcheric

does this work for dicks too?

Maybe if i sleep with a hole in the bedframe.

COVID

Shortly after rising from your pit, you'll be a bit sleepy.

You will, therefore, open your eyes a little wider whilst straining to focus on your sour countenance.

Hence the illusion that your eyebrows have raised slightly since you last looked.

As this is a private consultation, that'll be €980 cash … and don't you dare raise your eyebrows at my fee.

SuperBowserWorld

Have you got Oasis Brothers Eyebrows ? (OBE)

Purple Mountain

I think it's probably dehydration after the night's sleep. Your skin wouldn't be as taut and you'd have lost elasticity.

buried

Higher is grand, but if they are veering to the far right you better watch out, the three of ye could end up in mountjoy.

corner of hells

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122548029#Comment_122548029

Far too sensible, the poster is clearly having a seizure or has trapped wind.

Deregos.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122546366#Comment_122546366

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Pauliedragon

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122546366#Comment_122546366

It should work for dicks. It's normal.

https://www.hims.com/blog/what-morning-wood-says-about-your-health

dmc17

Anything in particular about the morning time you find surprising?

OscarMIlde

It's the effect of gravity pulling them down during the day. I recommend doing several handstands, for as long as you can hold it, at regular intervals to counteract this.

Rescue Blues

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122548029#Comment_122548029

This has to be the reason. But wouldn't it be the dehydration making it more taut, as opposed to less. Do report back to me on your own.