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My eye brows are higher in the morning!

  • 26-08-2024 10:11AM
    #1
    Rescue Blues
    Site Banned Posts: 31 ✭


    I've noticed that there is more skin visable between my eye lids and my brows shortly after I'm out of bed. I think for maybe about a half hour. Has anyone else noticed this about themselves? Why would this be?

    I wonder if it were possible to sleep upside down, would this cause my brows to be even higher again after it!



Comments

  • #2
    igCorcaigh
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,817 Mod ✭✭✭✭igCorcaigh


    Are you a bat? 🦇



  • #3
    Ray Palmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,315 ✭✭✭Ray Palmer


    you are having a stroke



  • #4
    NIMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,148 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Have you real eyebrows or those huge painted on things that look like slugs?



  • #5
    highpitcheric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 668 ✭✭✭highpitcheric


    does this work for dicks too?

    Maybe if i sleep with a hole in the bedframe.

    Bailey had a borderline personality" based on "narcissism, psycho-rigidity, violence, impulsiveness, egocentricity with an intolerance to frustration and a great need for recognition".

    • Psychiatrist Jean Michel Masson and psychologist Katy Lorenzo-Regreny


  • #6
    COVID
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 666 ✭✭✭COVID


    Shortly after rising from your pit, you'll be a bit sleepy.

    You will, therefore, open your eyes a little wider whilst straining to focus on your sour countenance.

    Hence the illusion that your eyebrows have raised slightly since you last looked.

    As this is a private consultation, that'll be €980 cash … and don't you dare raise your eyebrows at my fee.



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  • #7
    SuperBowserWorld
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,319 ✭✭✭SuperBowserWorld


    Have you got Oasis Brothers Eyebrows ? (OBE)



  • #8
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,816 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I think it's probably dehydration after the night's sleep. Your skin wouldn't be as taut and you'd have lost elasticity.

    To thine own self be true



  • #9
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Higher is grand, but if they are veering to the far right you better watch out, the three of ye could end up in mountjoy.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #10
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122548029#Comment_122548029

    Far too sensible, the poster is clearly having a seizure or has trapped wind.



  • #11
    Deregos.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,330 ✭✭✭Deregos.
    Time to put childish things aside.


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122546366#Comment_122546366
    mr-bean-brows.gif

    . . .



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  • #12
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122546366#Comment_122546366

    It should work for dicks. It's normal.

    https://www.hims.com/blog/what-morning-wood-says-about-your-health



  • #13
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Anything in particular about the morning time you find surprising?



  • #14
    OscarMIlde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭OscarMIlde


    It's the effect of gravity pulling them down during the day. I recommend doing several handstands, for as long as you can hold it, at regular intervals to counteract this.

    “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”


  • #15
    Rescue Blues
    Site Banned Posts: 31 ✭Rescue Blues


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122548029#Comment_122548029

    This has to be the reason. But wouldn't it be the dehydration making it more taut, as opposed to less. Do report back to me on your own.



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