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Favorite heckle ?

  • 05-07-2024 06:00PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭


    There was one where the golfer Colin Montgomerie was taking his shot and a heckler shouted "Mrs Doubtfire " . He lost the rag completely and proceeded to angrily remonstrate with person

    Another where the singer Ryan Adams was performing and a heckler kept shouting play " Summer of 69" He lost the plot completely and got him barred



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    Most heckles are fairly tedious.

    Particularly at stand-up comedy shows, where someone in the crowd wants to be the centre of attention. It's not exciting or new, it's just boring. Some comics respond well, others throw out lazy insults and go back to their set.

    Any heckling in golf is equally tiring. "Mashed Potatoes" off the tee just makes you sound like a child, and unfortunately inspires others to follow suit.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,966 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Actor David Niven after someone streaked at the Oscars: “Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen. But isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,853 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    "when does the comedy start?" audience member at a Jimmy Carr gig

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,781 ✭✭✭Kat1170


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,885 ✭✭✭nachouser


    A lad at the back of a stand-up show I was at called out "You're ruining our evening."



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,582 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Hecklers should be executed. Irish ones are particularly unfunny.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,254 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    It's a favourite heckle though too good to be true! Seems to be a rehash of a Jimmy Carr joke.

    When U2's Bono announced that every time he clapped a child in Africa died, someone from the audience told him to stop clapping.

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bono-of-contention/

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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