The Confirmed Bachelor

MonkieSocks · 2023-11-16 05:39:54

A confirmed bachelor walked into a bar and ordered a beer. "I enjoy my single life,” he said to the bartender. "But sometimes I can't help but wonder what it would be like to be married." "I can help with that," the bartender replied. "Go find a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you. Then buy her a house.

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A confirmed bachelor walked into a bar and ordered a beer. "I enjoy my single life,” he said to the bartender.
"But sometimes I can't help but wonder what it would be like to be married."
"I can help with that," the bartender replied. "Go find a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you. Then buy her a house.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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