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  • 09-11-2023 2:53pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭


    A scientist went to a back alley brain store to get some human brain samples to complete a study

    As he walked in he saw a sign listing the quality of the various samples offered.

    He then questioned the owner about the cost of the brains.

    "How much does it cost for an engineer’s brain?" “Ten dollars an ounce."

    How much for a programmer’s brain?" “Twenty dollars an ounce."

    “How much for a lawyer’s brain?" "$1,000 an ounce."

    “Why is lawyer brain so much more?”

    "Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"



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