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Noah's Ark

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  • 19-10-2023 7:32pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭


    When Noah's Ark settled safely after the flood, he opened the doors and commanded the animals;

    'Go forth my friends and multiply.'

    All the animals departed from the Ark, except for two snakes that hung back...

    Noah proclaimed again, `Go forth and multiply!'

    ... but the snakes stayed put.

    Perturbed, Noah asks; 'Why have you not followed my command?`

    'We can’t multiply mate', said the snakes, 'We're Adders.`

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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