Sunny Destination for a Boozy Lads' Trip...but older crowd?

Dubzerino · 20-06-2023 5:31pm #1

Evening Folks,

Looking to organise a lads' trip to the sun, but not sure where. We're all mid-40s, and it would be great if the destination catered (even partly) to an older demographic.

It's a difficult thing to google for, because 'older crowd' generally implies (not unreasonably) a more relaxed holiday. But actually, we do cut loose on these trips in terms of beer and boisterousness. A bit like how an over 35s club is still a club -- but just older!

Last time we went to Albufeira. Certainly not 'young' per se, but perhaps room for improvement.

Any suggestions, warmly appreciated!

Bobby_Bolivia · 20-06-2023 10:19pm

Vegas

suvigirl · 20-06-2023 10:22pm

Budapest. Very cheap. Great bars and nightlife. Weather lovely in.summer.

fran38 · 20-06-2023 10:23pm

Benidorm is booze part paradise. The older set in your party can stick to the 'Old town' while the young whipper snappers can go nuts on 'the strip'.

Montage of Feck · 20-06-2023 10:30pm

Gdansk/Sopot, Poland

Count Dracula · 20-06-2023 11:05pm

Make sure you go somewhere that gives you options for activities you can all enjoy together. Most men in their 40's will love a few nights away from their rigmarole, but don't expect them all to be into Golf, cocaine and hookers.

Go to Portugal or Galicia and plan a cultural trip that might still allow them to have a good time, variety is the spice of life.

Rent a barge on a canal in France for 5 nights. Most sex workers in France will arrange to go on boats if they are in large groups. i would contact a madame for here and pre arrange. Don't forget most men in their 40'a will have a variety of kinks and sexual deviancies, don't spare the horses either, arrange for really expensive workers who are in their early 30's. You want the type that could suck the chrome off a tow bar and smile while they are at it.

Don't tell your wives ANYTHING about what went on. They already will have a fair idea and will be blanking the mere thought of it and hoping for the best. Tell them you went to a match, or a horse race, or some other bland crap they presume acceptable.

Trust me, if any WAGS get a whiff of the possibility that you spent half your time getting fisted by an Algerian sex worker, pretending to be South American, whilst handcuffed to a hotel bedpost in a blindfold,wearing black leather gear with a golf ball gag in your mouth..... they just will not be impressed?

Have fun.