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  • 15-06-2023 8:57pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭


    Two blokes are in a fine dining type of resaurant.

    One is boasting about the breadth of his dining experience.


    "Oh yes," he said. "I've tried everything.

    I had shark in Malaysia, dog in Korea, Elk in Canada,

    Pangolin in China, Horse in Brittany, you name it, I've tried it."


    "Good" said his companion, becoming increasingly nettled.

    " I've had most of those. Have you had Muskrat?"


    "Certainly." said the big head, "fricasseed in white wine sauce, in Los Angeles.

    But there's one I bet you haven't tried.

    Ever had camel?"


    "yes, in Las Vegas," the other replied. "Only the toe though."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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