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  • 14-06-2023 7:45pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭


    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

    She looked OK for a 51 year-old.

    In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

    We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double..?

    'What's that..?' I asked.

    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

    I said, 'No,' - really excitedly.

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'My Lucky Night',

    I got really horny so, I went back to her place.

    She opened the door and I followed her in.

    Then she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake"..?

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    irishad001
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭irishad001


    WTF ??



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    EchoIndia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,806 ✭✭✭EchoIndia


    I haven't heard that joke for maybe twenty years.



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    BoardsBottler
    Registered Users Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭BoardsBottler


    never heard that one before, thats a good one! the ending is hilarious!!

    but i didnt want it to end there, you can maybe add more to it? some extra punchlines perhaps or story

    They just want the quick easy money cash grab recyclables and to up their recycling stats at your expense.



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