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The Old Man And The Boy

MonkieSocks · 2023-05-29 18:46:55

An old man gets on a bus but there are no seats, so he stands and leans on his walking stick. The bus brake’s suddenly and he slips. A young lad says “Hey mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that wouldn’t have happened”. The man replies, “If you dad had taken the same advice, I’d have a bleedin seat”

29-05-2023 6:46pm

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An old man gets on a bus but there are no seats, so he stands and leans on his walking stick.
The bus brake’s suddenly and he slips.
A young lad says “Hey mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that wouldn’t have happened”.
The man replies, “If you dad had taken the same advice, I’d have a bleedin seat”

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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#2 29-05-2023 6:48pm

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I thought this was going to be a thread about Philip Schofield.

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