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During the War

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  • 25-04-2023 3:18am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭


    During the War, some German PoWs were working in a field in England when one of them called out to the guard.

    By the bank of a nearby river a small boy was screaming for help.

    His dog had jumped in the river and couldn't get out.

    The German yelled "I go help, ja?".

    The guard gave him the okay and the German ran and jumped in the river.


    In a few moments he had freed the dog from the weed it was tangled in, and he was helping the dog up onto the bank.

    He scrambled up and said to the tearful boy,

    "Take home the dog straight avay and mit a rough towel give him good rub down.

    Put his basket near ze fire.

    Give him little bit varm vater and milk to drink, also tiny spoonful of brandy if you haff.

    He be fine by tomorrow."


    "Wow!" says the round-eyed boy. "Are you a vet?"

    "Vet?" snorts the German. "I am fvcking soaked!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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