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Tony Blaire Goes On A Jog

  • 17-04-2023 07:04AM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Tony Blair likes to go for a run every morning.

    As he's out for his jog, each day he passes the same streetwalker touting for business.

    When he ran past her on the first day, she shouted "Fancy a shag for £50, dahlin'?".

    Being a bit of a wag, Tony shouted back, "No but I would for £5".


    As the days passed, this became a bit of a ritual for the two of them.

    "Fancy a shag for £50, dahlin'?"

    "No but I would for £5."


    One day Cherie asks if she can come too.

    Tony had forgotten about the prostitute and their daily banter.

    He only realises as they turn into the street that is her usual haunt.

    His dread grows as he spots her.

    As they gets closer he frantically begins to wonder how he can explain how he knows her.

    As they approach, the prostitute sees them and shouts, "See what you get for a fiver, love!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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